[–] Mumbleberry 1 points 23 points (+24|-1) ago 

Looks like a brit license plate. How long till the thought police charge him?

[–] Pawn 1 points 12 points (+13|-1) ago 

I heard the thought police already have him and are taking him to a local imam.

[–] IDintDoNuthin 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yup found it, here he is

[–] altaccounttwo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

At least britpop are going to the nearest authority.

THIS JUST IN

[–] prairie 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I'm sure that won't cause them to target you even more.

Oh wait, they'd have to be able to read.

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The sign on the van read "Warning doors rigged with shotgun. Will fire if opened". Obungo went to open the door on the van as he could not read.

Muhammad tried to stop him yelling "Brother there is a shotgun in the van!"

Obungo turned to his brother, and smiled saying "Today will be a good day then Muhammad. Shotgun will sell good." He grabbed hold of the black handle on the white van and pulled hard swinging the door open. The buckshot hit him center mass leading to a quick death. Mourning the fate of his brother, Muhammad learned this day that the second Muslim gets the shotgun.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Muhammad grabbed the shotgun and as he pulled on it he noticed it was hooked to another wire that went to C4 BOOOoooom! Muslim trap works!

[–] altaccounttwo 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Good story but I doubt the source on this one. Obunghole would have put one of the citizens of the country he was hacked into ruling in the sights of the person in the van.

[–] TheAmerican 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

translation: i have tools in this van, you can steal them and buy crack.

[–] chuckletrousers 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

They don't think that far ahead.

[–] GassyMcGasface 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Islamic license plate. Do not care. I would have loved to experience Europe 1990.

[–] Darl_Von_Kibble 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

If you try to talk reason to people with no impulse control, then you will lose.

[–] boekanier 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Can they read?

[–] bagano1 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Funny.

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