[–] Spaceballs-1 1 points 55 points (+56|-1) ago 


[–] GoatyMcGoatface 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

How precious

[–] Schreiber 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

So I just showed this comment to my three year old son and he said "SIEG HEIL."

[–] Skyrock 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

And then Davidbert Dukestein showed up and put a crisp $100% bill into his diapers to show his appreciation.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Your three year old sounds exceptionally adorable!

[–] 00001000001100110101 0 points 40 points (+40|-0) ago 

Reminds me of all those liberal parents who had young toddlers who somehow understand the geo politics during the Trump election campaign....

[–] Zaqwert 1 points 41 points (+42|-1) ago 

My transgender, vegan 3 year old heard about Trump and said to me 'Walls only keep love out. Love is what humanity needs right now in these divisive times." Then the whole bus cheered!

[–] 00001000001100110101 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That one was actually funny, laughing pretty hard. Also, when the fuck did society decide to give fucking 3 year olds a voice in anything? Why do we give a shit what a 3 year old has to say about anything?

[–] truthwoke33 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That kid's name? Mahatma Gandhi.

Checkmate, Christians. tips fedora

[–] NoisyCricket 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Liberal babies: "I eat poop out of the cat's box but Mommy says I understand calculus and socioeconomic implications of government policy."

[–] goyphobic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is there an archive for these things? I've looked it up, but the keywords are so well worn that a million irrelevant pages pop up around what I'm actually looking for.

[–] Skyrock 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

v/thathappened has some of it, and can always use new submissions when you come across similar genius toddlers that $100% did say that.

[–] 00001000001100110101 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Honestly not sure, I would say Twitter, but they have a habit of "archiving" old records into a dumpster and then lighting it on fire

[–] Bill_Murrays_Sandals 1 points 18 points (+19|-1) ago 

Then everyone clapped.

[–] puggy 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

My son's entire nursery school burst into cheers as they lifted him onto their tiny shoulders in admiration of his brilliance.

[–] Skyrock 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

It's still in the revision history if anyone wonders.

Of course it has been reverted by now, and the article is protected.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

haha I wouldn't believe anything a jewess has to say.

[–] gentlemanadventurer 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

You can't. A jew tells 6 million lies before they wake up in the morning.

[–] un1ty 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Its how they get their energy, or so I've heard.

[–] IDintDoNuthin 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

People are fucking retards when they say a child is smarter than adults. Anecdote: When I was 16 I tried to runaway. I slept under a bush a couple nights then stole my parents car (mine to use), then drove south, realized I didnt know fuck all and saw myself getting murdered, then reluctantly returned to my parents home.

[–] Omgaar 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

She only had to coach him 15 times.

[–] notYOURfriend 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

In case anyone sees this at a later date, here is her protected Twitter acount. https://twitter.com/hinxminx

Please remind her that she shouldn't lie.

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