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[–] uvulectomy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 



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Do the needful and go fucking kill yourself, you useless spamming currynigger. No amount of sunglasses, moving services, or whatever the fuck else you're hocking this week will teach you how to POO IN THE FUCKING LOO.

Your priorities right now should be (in no particular order):

  • Learning to use a fucking toilet.
  • Not raping women.
  • Bathing regularly (in CLEAN water, NOT in a river full of sewage, trash, and dead bodies).
  • Learning the design capacity of any given transport vehicle and not exceeding it by 1500%.
  • Not creeping on every single female you encounter on the internet. No bobs. No vegana.
  • Not being retarded telemarketers / spammers / call-center script monkeys.

I'm sure there are more, but I doubt you can process even this much.