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[–] maxoverdrive 4 points 21 points (+25|-4) ago  (edited ago)

I'm full-blooded German; us Mennonites don't breed with niggers, or Jews, or filthy fucking Spaniards. Yes, we had a fucking dream, but everyone hated us for it, so we went to America to fulfill it...which we did. And you dumb fucking losers, because you're too busy fighting with each other over inane bullshit, don't realize that we are, indeed, living our incredibly racist, white-loving dream free of all of your dumb-ass bullshit, and there isn't a single fucking thing you can do about it. Hell, we're so good at this shit now even the fucking Jews can't touch us.

You'll all kill one another, with disease or nuclear fire or what-not, and we'll step up and inherit the Earth. And it makes us all laugh, because you're too fucking stupid to see we're the only ones ready and capable to stand up in the event of a world-wide disaster, armed and prepared - and we sure as shit won't be taking a single one of you sinning assholes in. You aren't us, and if you try to take what's ours we'll kill you, plain and simple, as we've done for generations without the intervention of your worthless so-called "law enforcement".

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[–] Deplorablepoetry 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

I lost my virginity to a Mennonite when I was 13 years old. She was so gorgeous. Dark red hair, like a fire in her heart to match her lust.

I only mention this so you know to watch your daughters. They may not be as innocent as you believe they are.

Anyway, Cheers!

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[–] chrisman01 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Long winded neo-Nazi bragging about their race

"Yo I fucked one of your daughters"

Haha, Voat in a nutshell

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[–] Negro_Nazi 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Did you give her the rough spanking she deserved? Giggity

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[–] OyVey_theGoyimKnow 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My wife and I are of purely German and Belgian stock. It's our dream to build a homestead in the Ozarks and homeschool as many children as we can create. There's a lot of Mennonites in the area. Do you think they'd be willing to help us arrange marriages for our children? We're extremely traditional and follow the Bible earnestly. I ask because I'm firmly convinced that a lot of youthful rebellion could be circumvented by fucking when you're physically capable of doing so instead of adhering to the current unrealistic (((societal))) standards. It worked for thousands of years and people were much happier.

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[–] maxoverdrive 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Only if you convert. Mennonites have some pretty strict rules about that sort of thing (marriage). They would, however, be very happy to help you out otherwise, it's just that intermarriage with non-Mennonites isn't allowed.

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[–] NoTrueScotsman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

So, the whole nonresistance and pacifism thing that got countless Mennonites slaughtered all over Europe, eventually driving them to the US and several other countries... just ignoring that?

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[–] andrew_white_forever 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

In a war the Mennonites would be crushed in a matter of days, you need get your head out of your ass.

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[–] adfasfawfad 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Do not break the circle jerk that's number one rule of it.

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[–] derram 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

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[–] Exciall 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The American Dream is to have an American Life. The American life is a road movie somehow from rags to riches. As I became rich.

The German Dream is to have a German Life. The German life is somehow a journey to the center of the egg. As I found myself. I do feel German when I am in the beergarden, when I have those coffee and cake moments, when I watch a soccer play on a Sunday afternoon and eat a bratwurst. When I drive on the Autobahn, I am too old to drive fast, I sold my Porsche, still like the Autobahn. When I am visiting one of those historical cities with half-timbered houses. When I eat my beef olives (Roulade). A good day is when I fix something and hear the children laugh. It is a good feeling to life the German dream.

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[–] The_Prophets_Profit 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The American dream is not to become rich. That's the Jewish perverted version. The American dream is being able, regardless of who you are or where you come from, to drag yourself out of poverty and provide for yourself and your family. It's about not being controlled by your circumstances.

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[–] irelandLost 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And to be fair it does remain largely true in the US. By and large you've managed to avoid the class system that haunts most of europe and keeps people in their place. The aussies also seemed to break the class system quite well; strange how British colonies resisted what is now regarded as such a british concept, but it remains ingrained in Britain to this day.

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[–] boxofcrackers 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

My German dream is when listening to the best music the world has ever seen… as if you could see music. The best music the world has ever witnessed, I hear it, I hear what the word "culture" wants to describe. Then I know, that it is worthwhile to read the classics in our powerful language, which I love. Then I am again ready to kill a duck and eat it.

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I liked it and think they should try again. I bet this time it takes good

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[–] Gigglestick 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I liked it! But I’m a nobody, so...

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[–] natashablue71 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Haha. SO TRUE!!!!