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[–] edistojim 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

Manchelle Obama, Loch Ness monster and a flying saucer all in one shot? Whats the odds?

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[–] Tacops777 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Monsters. I need your help. Why can't i post wt my account from mobile app Boat? Is it account restrictions or because app is terrible? Or both.

PS : This picture was clearly taken in Florida. What you see is the SKUNKAPE, riding a legged long neck Gar (Florida native paleolithic fish) who muted due to Glyphosates from swamp sugar cane biz abuse, and above is a traditionnal romantic Antartica NAZI Gotterdhamerung ship coming to pick up NAZI retirees from Sunny Isles, FL. Classic pic.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Pffft, so obvious those trees are photoshopped in!

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[–] 13069886? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's not the trees that are photoshopped in. It's the UFO, look at the shading.

Solid shot of Bigfoot riding Nessie ruined because someone thought they'd be cute and go for the trifecta.

Sad.

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[–] opticbit 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

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[–] i_scream_trucks 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago  (edited ago)

You know how you can tell a loch ness monster or ufo pic is fake?

You can actually see something that looks like a nessie or a ufo in it.

If you really want to convince someone, what ya do is this -

Get an early 80s beta handicam, smear vaseline all over the lens, start recording, start randomly waving the camera around and zooming in and out, start yelling random things that imply you see something amazing 'oh my fucking god/do you see that/yeah im recording it' etc, occasionally stop waving the camera around ensuring a weird shaped tree is in one of the extreme corners of your vision so you can barely see it, then send it to erich von daniken to be narrated.

Also works for getting your 'evidence of ghosts' video on tv but you do that one by whispering quietly into mobile phone on 'night vision' filter shoved half way up your nose and you talk shit for a bit then stop dead and ask 'did you hear that' - bang - ghost evidence.

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[–] bb22 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The reason there are so many shills with fake UFO pics and vids is because there is legitimate tech the US military has that it is covering up. They said the stealth bomber was a made up fantasy too, for years before it was officially acknowledged to exist. The only difference is now they’ve conditioned you to think of aliens from another planet every time you see certain things.

Why do you think Trump is announcing a Space Force now all of a sudden? It already existed. Reagan’s published notes admit the US had a capacity to launch 300 people at a time into space in the 1980’s. Think about that. That’s no space shuttle that you’ve ever seen.

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[–] ZYX321 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Reagan’s published notes admit the US had a capacity to launch 300 people at a time into space in the 1980’s

Can you share a decent source for this, specifically a reputable link of the "published notes"? Sounds interesting.

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[–] Ken_bingo2 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I always knew Bigfoot was a rodeo cowboy from the dinosaur days. Maybe now people will believe me.

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[–] Livelongdiefree 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hahahaha

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[–] TheLurkerAbove 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Looks to me like he is giving the aliens the finger.

Probably butthurt they anal probed him after he lost big at their last Texas holdem game.

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[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

No Vertical Shots!!!!!

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[–] kalgon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This should be posted in /v/science

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[–] IDintDoNuthin 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fake

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[–] 13069729? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Sure, but where's Obama's college records? And don't feed me that Nessie ate them bullshit.

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