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[–] Camulos ago
Sometimes there's no fixing mental illness no matter how hard you try.
[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago
My mother was a nasty vicious verbally and later physically abusive cunt.
My dad fucking kept his head down. And I love em. Don't get me wrong. But he was a puss.
You know when my mom stopped hitting me my dad and my sister? When I told the cunt if she ever hit my dad or sister again ill break both her fucking arms. And if she presses charges and I catch felony. When I got out she was fucking dead. And I meant it. And still do.
Welp, she never hit my dad or my sister again. or if she did they successfully hid it from me but I doubt it. She did go to smack me once. I raised a fist told her to fucking do it. She chose not to. Within 6 months she filed for divorce. Honestly, I thought my dad had manned up and finally kicked her to the curb. Nope...Found out later that since she couldn't terrorize dad or my sister anymore she didn't like it anymore and wanted out. Good fucking riddance. Me my dad nor my sister have talked to that she-demon since.
A lot of the "crazy" bitches. Ya, their crazy there not fucking stupid. They can be taught what consequences are. And believe me when push comes to shove. They are indeed very afraid of men. And for good fucking reason.
I'm no stud but I've dated around a bit. Got current girlfriend of 5 years. I have told them all. Never fucking hit me. And if you hit me and then go to the cops after I hit you back? You'd better move out of state.
Guesse what? I've never been hit... I've never been stolen from...Shit if they piss me off and I tell THEM to go stay with their mom. They go stay with their fucking mom until I say they can come back. And I've never had to hit one. I don't control there coming our going...how they dress...fuck some ex boyfriend sure go hang out. I don't care. But I got some rules and if you're going to be with do not break them or you will regret it. I will not ALLOW you to win.
There are fucking scumbag guys beating women, addicting em to drugs, and making em fuck other men for money. And these arnt all teen runaways. Some of these are successful women in their 30's meet some guy. He fucking controls em. Every fucking thing they do.
And you can't find your fucking balls to keep your wife from turning your kid into some tranny faggot? Fuck off... Ya know what that tells me. You care more about your fucking retirement plans than you do your kid.
[–] albatrosv15 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Your logic is good, but could you please learn how to write properly? Oh and less emotions.