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[–] chuckletrousers 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
So this penguin was driving down the road when it starts emitting copious amounts of smoke. He pulls into an auto repair shop and the mechanic tells him "Yeah, I'll check it out. Come back in an hour."
The penguin wanders across the street to a supermarket and dives into the dairy section to cool off. He finds some ice cream and slobbery it down, getting it all over his face and beak.
Returning to the shop, the mechanic says "Looks like ya blew a seal!" and the penguin gets all indignant and scream back "Just fix the car and leave my personal life out of it!"
[–] ratsmack [S] 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago (edited ago)
Blew a seal.
[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Wtf. Chuckle trousers...somebody kill this person?