[–] DiscontentedMajority 0 points 94 points (+94|-0) ago 

People need to stop posting satire about the Democrats. They do so much stupid shit in real life that I can't keep it all separate in my head.

[–] Gringojones 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 


[–] Turn_Coat 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Agreed... having /news/ and /funny/ on the same feed gets confusing.

[–] ninjajunkie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Damn straight. It took me longer than I'd like to admit to figure out it wasn't real. Pelosi is that stupid, just not that creative.

[–] TheDonaldTrump 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Its fine as longs as its in /v/funny to be fair.

[–] Bigwhistle 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago  (edited ago)

this is genius level trolling

[–] SquarebobSpongebutt 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Really is. Bad thing is that I actually know folks who would praise this type of law if Dems tried it.

[–] Slayfire122 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I actually started to shake my head until I saw the source.

[–] American-Patriot 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I would praise them because it would be their downfall.

[–] RustyEquipment 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I shun those types of people

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

“It’s 2018. It’s time to put intolerance behind us by making any association with Christians in the public sphere simply intolerable,” Pelosi concluded.


[–] speedisavirus 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

What's it say about the state of affairs that I thought it was probably real.

[–] Bigwhistle 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

From that warped individual, almost nothing would surprise me. I'd love MS-13 to pay her a visit at her $20M mansion

[–] Firevine 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

If this actually were to happen, I'd eat even more Chick-fil-A than I already do. I wouldn't even fucking care. I'd be Boogie2988 sized and be like fuck it it's worth it.

[–] myleperfriend 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Ok faggot you got me this time! I read half of this article before I realized. Getting harder and harder to tell satire from reality these days...

[–] Demonsweat2 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Skeletor needs to step down.

[–] SyriansAreTerrorists 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why? She's a walking billboard for the Republican Party

[–] cyks 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

That zombie makes all the low-energy politicians look even slower. Her antics are hilariously demented, but she is silly and gets away with it.

[–] Wowbagger 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Walking is a stretch. These days it's more of a shuffle or toddle.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

...into a grave.

[–] Bigdeal 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yes she does but not for this. It is fake.

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The Babylon Bee is Your Trusted Source For Christian News Satire.

[–] bloodguard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

How sad is the current state of the Democratic party that I had to check the url to make sure this wasn't real?

would make it a hate crime punishable by federal law to dine at the restaurant or use its drive-thru

I think I've found a loophole! Go in, acquire tendies, leave. Not dining at the restaurant. Not using the drive-thru.

[–] GoatyMcGoatface 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Disregard Mom, Acquire Tendies

[–] speedisavirus 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

That was my second thought after the first one which is "fucking retarded democrats at it again"

[–] muffalettadiver 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Crime implies a victim.

[–] truthwoke33 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Tell that to the wackos who made weed illegal.

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