[–] Zaqwert 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

If he had one shred of dignity left he'd resign from the Senate. He's been completely MIA for the past few months and will be forever. How is it fair to Arizona to only have 1 Senator because this guy is full of himself? Do the honorable thing and resign.

[–] edistojim 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Do the honorable thing and fucking die.

FTFY

[–] Samchay6 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He's been completely MIA for the past few months and will be forever.

There's a joke in there, somewhere. I can feel it...

[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

AWOL.

[–] gazillions 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

We've been waiting an awfully long time for this promised funeral. It just doesn't seem to be happening.

[–] Justaddcoffee [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I wonder if he’s faking an illness to escape the coming justice?

[–] ephtebanana 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's McCain, give him 20-30 minutes and he'll change his mind.

[–] wonderfuldonut 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He has more lives than a cat, Trump would probably go just to piss everyone off, What a Guy

[–] Warnos44 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That face. I think it's my second favorite face he makes.

[–] newoldwave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He's just afraid Trump will spit on his grave.

[–] BigHungryDog 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Dogs can get away with more than spitting; we drool all the time.

Before paying my respects, I'll eat a lot.

[–] uvulectomy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"...we drool all the time."

So you're saying you're a furry...?

Yiff in hell, furfag.

[–] Flirp 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Then die already for fucks sakes we're sick of you dragging this out. But I don't blame Satan for not wanting you either.

[–] WillisJaxson 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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