[–] Hey_Sunshine 0 points 41 points (+41|-0) ago 

Dad should be at home teaching his kid proper grammar

[–] bfriend13 0 points 27 points (+27|-0) ago 

Yeah, "Dad did u saw sabrino?" and "why my dog is on stripclub ???" were painful to read.

[–] sLnTsRvC 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

Took away any humor that it might have had.

[–] draaaak 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Spics.

[–] PRODEATH 4 points 0 points (+4|-4) ago 

well its fake sooooo you're both idiots?

[–] JohnGoodman 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

That’s Baltimore school district grammar right there

[–] iloveTTYs 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

"Why my English shit"

[–] tanukihat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Dad's clearly too busy at the strip club to raise his kids.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That man has priorities!

[–] Whitworth 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I once brought my pet guinea pig to the zoo to watch the zebras in heat, because my guinea pig was such a good pet that I just had to reward him by letting him watch a completely different species sexually presenting.

[–] Broc_Lia [S] 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Pretty sure he took the dog to the stripclub because he wanted to go to the strip club. Just like you took your guinea pig to the zoo because you get off to zebras.

[–] Whitworth 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

That’s not true. I have no interest in zebras. I left my guinea pig at the zebra pen while I left to go watch the bear pleasure itself.

[–] Thegreatstoneddragon 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

you only turn 3 once

[–] skruf 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

I english good speaking

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Like she is spoke!

[–] armday2day 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Brilliant story for great

[–] theoldones 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

understandable.