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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

God. Damn. It. I've got a refrigerator, I need a stove.

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Those have been put on the back burner for now.

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[–] ruby_tuesday 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Can I get a waffle iron? I love me some Belgian Waffles.

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[–] fuspezza 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You can use thet liquid hot MAGMA to heat up your tortillas https://kek.gg/i/5gnLm6.jpg

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] TheUltimateQuakerII 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And yet Hot Pockets would still be cold in the center if heated in magma

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[–] thelma 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

What kinda stove? Wood or coal ?

You say wood and you are ded to me.

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[–] watitdew 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

hey @le_squish how fucked are you rite now?

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[–] Le_Squish 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Burning eyes and cough and constant small quakes are all I'm getting in my part of the island. I shall live another day, I suppose.

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[–] watitdew 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

internet hug volcano nigger

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If one of those fridge-sized refrigerators comes flying out of the sky @le_squish will be a prophetic username.

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[–] watitdew 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

kek.

i'm still rooting for you @le_squish

pls don't die.

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[–] Shilly_Mc_Shillface 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Sophia Yan and Seth Borenstein penned that masterpiece.

It took two 'journalists' to research and compile that gem.

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[–] 12773327? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Layers and layers of editors and fact checkers!

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[–] MikeyMo123 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Diversity hire and a Nepotism hire.

Big surprise that their "journalism" is shit.

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Seth should be able to afford a slave to proofread.

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[–] digitalentity1497 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Do we get to choose the model?

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Probably only Hotpoint.

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[–] digitalentity1497 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

THIS. XD

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

...but why male models?

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[–] mleczko 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

OP for once wasn't a faggot.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

No he totally was.

Only in this case, one of those funny cool type ones.

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I guess the problem is catching them before they hit the ground?

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[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

As opposed to non-fridge sized fridges?

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Mini fridge and wine coolers

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[–] SurfinMindWaves [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But even a mini fridge is still a fridge, so it is by definition fridge-sized.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

HORSE sized refrigerators!

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[–] SteelDusk 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

(((Seth Borenstein)))

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[–] truthwoke33 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Racist anti-Semite Hitler lover Jew hater Holocaust rocket launcher

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[–] Neral 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"Rocket Launcher" Did you just assume his GENDER!?!

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