[–] 8_billion_eaters 0 points 37 points (+37|-0) ago 

At least she placed the green quartz Aventurine right in the middle. It promotes spiritual healing and I can't think of a better place for it than imbedded an inch into her forehead.

[–] iloveTTYs 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

You must be "as one" in your spirituality.

[–] Mikel777 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, the forehead is the crown chakra, it is denoted by purple. Green demotes the heart chakra.

[–] bourbonexpert 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

it really is fascinating how stupid people are.

[–] crusader2018 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

Natural selection at work.

[–] GoatEmperorTrump 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Where is the “after” pic?

[–] rndmvar 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

[–] dellcos 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

The crystals don't even work if you pollute them up with goop moron!

[–] goyphobic 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

That's the part she should really be worried about.

[–] Morbo 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Crystals? Don't you mean tumbler polished rocks?

[–] teriyakuza 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

They’re minerals, Marie! Jesus!

[–] mostlyfriendly 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Right? I had no idea that people were spending $$ on tumbler polished rocks. I've got entire fish bowls filled with these stupid things. I need to drag my old tumbler out and start making some $$!

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Barely. Looks like some crappy gravel from home depot.

[–] ScreaminMime 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Newsflash: The crystals don't work no matter what you don't do to them.

[–] TheTrigger 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Of course they do; once that air bag goes off, they'll work extremely effectively. Just not at what she expected them to do.

[–] dellcos 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I beg to differ. Placebo amounts to something at least I'd venture to guess.

[–] WhySoFalseFlag 2 points -2 points (+0|-2) ago  (edited ago)

The pharisees(jesus killers) wore crystal chest plates with a specific gemstone ordering to promote spiritual healing. All this new age shit is just disguised Judaism.

[–] Wargasm 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

This is a self-correcting problem.

[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

How to: closed casket funeral.

[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Natural selection at its best.

[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

These hippies have a lot of talent..

Its just that they prefer to lay on their ass and create danger mixed with beauty if there's no money involved.

[–] Sarcastatron_9000 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't think their problem is laziness; anyone who thinks that stones have 'energy' or can create ' cleansing love vibes' is obviously not very bright. Lack of intelligence will bring you down every time. Creativity and talent combined with stupidity is evidently sometimes a lethal combination.

[–] Strat0 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I work on cars, this reminds me of when I found a car with a metal pop socket glued to someones steering wheel.

[–] 70times7 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

like a suicide knob?

[–] goyphobic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why though? You mean one of those things people put on the back of their phones?

[–] Pubiclouse 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I think a bottle opener is what he meant.

[–] Strat0 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think they had a magnet on there phone that would secure it to the metal socket on the steering wheel.

load more comments ▼ (20 remaining)