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[–] gazillions 0 points 21 points (+21|-0) ago 

Haha. I laughed before I clicked into the answer though. Communists jokes are always good jokes.

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 64 points (+64|-0) ago 

Not true. They're only funny if everyone gets them.

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[–] Reverse-Flash 1 points 32 points (+33|-1) ago 

I was going to downvote your comment, but then I would have to downvote all the comments.

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[–] gazillions 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

True, but t:he commies can't get any joke. Ever.

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[–] WORF_MOTORBOATS_TROI 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I showed this joke to my gf and she laughed, but the problem is that she got twice as much laughter as I did. I am a true revolutionary so I did my duty by slapping her hard across the face, which caused me to laugh 50% as much as I did when I read the joke. She cried enough to cancel out 25% of her laughter.

Beautiful communist equality!

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Fun fact (if you're me), my highest rated submission was this joke.

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[–] adfasfawfad 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

A good commie is a dead commie

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[–] futileimpedance 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

The live ones do make great companions on helicopter rides, though...

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[–] RickFlairWOOOOOO 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

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[–] Broc_Lia [S] 1 points 13 points (+14|-1) ago 

How did Hitler die? He saw the gas bill

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[–] ThisIsMyRealName 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

What's the difference between a pizza and a jew? The pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

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[–] NonyaBidness 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

I'm beginning to think there are no real communists. At least, not the way we think. I suspect that someone/s is trying to destroy humanity, and constantly sabotaging civilizations with forced redistribution of wealth/dysgenics. It eventually looks like a lot of people, probably disingenuously, shilling communism... and yeah, some retards &/or sick people who actually buy into the pretense. The societies that don't fall easily are branded as bigoted, or "nazi", or whatever the demon of the day is, and genocided.

I wish whoever was behind it would realize that they're also on the sinking ship. They should let humanity colonize the system before they completely ruin their own home.

Maybe very patient aliens?

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[–] Wahaha 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My money is on the aliens theory, too. Very, very patient (((aliens))).

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[–] issueninja 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I wish whoever was behind it would realize that they're also on the sinking ship

They are scorpions. They are nihilists who secretly hate themselves and wish for the death of humanity.

That's the believers. The leaders are cynics who believe nothing and only want power.

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[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The societies that don't fall easily are branded as bigoted, or "nazi", or whatever the demon of the day is, and genocided.

Yeah you got this one fact wrong.

and genocided

I think you're referring to the side that became globalists to escape genocide.

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[–] albatrosv15 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

The only comment on this thread worth upvoating.

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] 12732845? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I like it. Probably going to repeat it.

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[–] Doomking_Grimlock 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Probably true, definitely funny!

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