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[–] Kleyno 3 points 55 points (+58|-3) ago 

Smoking is a fags game.

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 28 points (+28|-0) ago 

I don't think it's nice to make gay people the butt of your joke. You're such a drag.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Have your upvote DAD

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[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That's not Dad. That's a LDS shill.

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[–] WickedVocalist 4 points -3 points (+1|-4) ago  (edited ago)

Mark @Kleyno SPAM

Anti smoking propaganda is SPAM

Anti Porn propaganda is SPAM

ANTI Legal drug propaganda? Yet more SPAM.

Let them know that spammers are not welcome on Voat.

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[–] PuttitoutIsGone 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Holy Reddit quality jokes Batman!

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[–] kinghellman 2 points 21 points (+23|-2) ago 

You’ll take my coffee from my cold dead hands. Very healthy elixer. And where is the worst drug of them all, sugar.

[–] [deleted] 4 points 3 points (+7|-4) ago 

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Just salt everything like I do.

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[–] Zodiac_Killer 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I like my coffee with a 1:2 salt ratio.

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[–] 22trilionAsecond 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The daily recommend amount of saturated-fat and refined surge is the same.

no more than 5% of you total calories.

To be fear we don't need to eat refined sugar so you could say that refined sugar is worse or that the daily amount should be no more that 3%.

Never the less the diseases caused by eating too much Saturated fat is are most of the top 10 leading causes of death for Americans.

Also Coffee coffee inhibits the absorption of nutrients like. Calcium Iron and vitamin C. It takes about 12 hours for the caffeine to totally leave your system.

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[–] WickedVocalist 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

MARK IT SPAM.

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[–] WickedVocalist 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

This poster is SPAM for the LDS church. Let's report it.

Let's make the Voat Goat Funnies Funny Again.

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[–] 12641816? 2 points 16 points (+18|-2) ago 

I got on the train with a convention of people who had changed their lives by getting off hard drugs. Every single one of them was drinking coffee and smelled like cigarettes. Rough looking people. They were all full of friendly smiles, talking cheerfully, and being polite.

They weren’t exactly role models... unless you spent all your time looking for your next hit. Then they were cosmopolitan geniuses.

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[–] Damnpasswords 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

hard drugs are a different animal

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[–] GenghisSean 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

By any sane definition of hard, alcohol is a hard drug. You can die from withdrawal symptoms, because it can be so physically addictive.

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[–] Broc_Lia 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I don't think so. Even if the only drug available was alcohol I bet those same people would be in the same situation. Likewise, even if smoking heroin was a completely normal and acceptable social drug, most people wouldn't be junkies.

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[–] WickedVocalist 3 points -1 points (+2|-3) ago  (edited ago)

I don't smoke tobacco any longer unless its social and occasional and I also don't drink AS MUCH coffee as I did in my 20s because my stomach isn't the same, just like I rarely drink either.

If you cannot control yourself you need to get help and stop posting this shit for normies outside of your mandated 12 step parole prog.

Those of us who have experience with the program realize you are acting out of your disease with these troll posts, and your upvote bot. You're not helping anyone recover like this - you should be outside looking for addicts to invite to a meeting instead of on here.

Also you could use the subs I mod for shaming meth and coke heads. I see no reason to shame people using legal drugs or alcohol unless its excessive.

Your posts are indicative of your religion, not society's 'drug problems' and we are sick of the war on drugs. We get that you want to jail people for a joint or cigarette, but that's going to go the other way and if you oppose it you're going to regret it.

Other than that, this doesn't really belong in jokes. There are subs for making fun of substance abusers and it really does a disservice to addicts when you place a 'funny' tag on it.

If you're trolling for LDS membership, I suggest we mark your account SPAM and we will see your next alt soon enough.

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[–] 12644138? 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] SkrutinizeYou 7 points 9 points (+16|-7) ago 

Voats hardline stance against smoking is kinda lame. I'm smoking.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I'm pro-smoking and anti-life.

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[–] 22trilionAsecond 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Why do you smoke ? Do you not have the willpower to stop ?

I want to add that you can smoke home grown tobacco with nearly no heath issues.

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[–] SkrutinizeYou 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why do you care? Do you not have the will power to stop?

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[–] GreatestOfAllTime 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

We just don’t like degenerate faggots, and only degenerate faggots smoke.

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[–] DishingShitLikeA 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You know who's not so great either? Puritans. Of any form. Nobody's perfect.

There is absolutely nothing wrong with encouraging healthy behavior. Shaming is also useful. But if you're the fire and brimstone mob chanting "Shame! Shame! Shame!" you've gone off the deep end.

Ostracizing doesn't win you friends or allies. Making achieving your goals all that much harder.

Smoking's bad. It doesn't doom someone as a bad person automatically.

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[–] WickedVocalist 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago 

Just mark those users SPAM. They're bots owned by the anti smoking coalition or some shit.

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[–] adfasfawfad 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

we all have our fix, just try to do one that is socially acceptable and less harmful to you and others perhaps

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[–] WickedVocalist 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Your smoke free California is unconstitutional. Go back to Utah.

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[–] 22trilionAsecond 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

we are often unaware of the consequences of are action.

Personal choice is great as long as your choice doesn't have a victim.

This reminds me of how the scientist David Nutt was fired the the UK parliament after proving that alcohol is the most harmful drug.

Also that animal agriculture is one of if not the largest driving factory in global pollution. It is definitely the leading cause of water pollution.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Is it more or less offensive that i touch none of those aside from a little tabaccy with my whacky?

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

The hypocracy is what is the offensive you should be able to use whatever you want.

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[–] NoRagrets 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I agree, just don't make me pay for your health care.

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[–] WickedVocalist 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

Mark it spam.

An LDS mission brigade online trolling as a joke is fucking SPAM and therefore bannable by Voat mods.

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[–] mispelledsomething 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

My one and only is caffeine. I feel you though.

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[–] 8thDeadlySin 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I went to visit my parents and my Mother had switched the whole house to decaf and didn't tell me. I thought I had mono all that week.

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[–] Nalbarcam 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

what about carbs/sugar?

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[–] ImOnAVoatSon 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Idiots hypocrisies tilt the fuck out of me. I see this starter pack all the time in the plebs.

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[–] looking4truth 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

This is retarded. i dont do any of this shit but i occasionaly drink coffee . You cant compare meth to coffee though. Thats dishonest as fuck.

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[–] WickedVocalist 3 points -3 points (+0|-3) ago 

Mark them spam. They are LDS missionaries trolling on Voat trying to sell their religion.

If you don't want to mark them spam, you will probably open your door to one of them before the week is out and think that its the police knocking. Fuck their trolling.

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