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[–] zak_the_mac 0 points 65 points (+65|-0) ago 

They forgot to mention who would be slapping who. Wonder if that would work as a legal defence if a guy went up to them and slapped them? He could claim that the sign invited him to slap these people for free.

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[–] Doc_Brown_Lives 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This deserves more upvoats

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[–] PraiseIPU 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

Not really the same comment has benn made the last 14 times this was posted.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

More slaps, too!

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That was my first thought. I would be extremely tempted

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[–] PhilaFerret 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Ok, who starts?"

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[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Slapping people is illegal period. This is one of those things where consent doesn't mean shit.

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[–] zak_the_mac 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah, I agree. I'm definitely against all slapping, whether female to male, or male to female. I just wanted to put down their shitty sign.

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[–] BigFatDaddy 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I would stay there and make them keep slapping me. Over and over. While making ecstatic noises and rubbing my junk like Tyrone. Over and over. Holding eye contact. Smiling through bloody lips. Over and over. They would eventually get uncomfortable, try to pack up and leave. I would keep at them, telling them they owe me more slaps. I'd start hitting myself, like Ed Norton in Fight Club. Blood everywhere, all over them. All the while I'm still moaning and fondling my jeans. Over and over, until they finally drop their shit and run.

Then I sue them for assault and false advertising.

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

And every time they slap you say "you slap like a girl."

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[–] BigFatDaddy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Oh yeah, sweetheart. That's how I like it, princess. Gimme some more sugar, you dirty jew slut!

I'm good at sweet-talking the ladies.

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[–] tendiesonfloor 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Holding eye contact.

ALWAYS SHOW DOMINANCE!

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[–] Flirp 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Fight fire with fire ;)

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"Oh, sorry about all that HIV blood there, miss!"

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[–] BigFatDaddy 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

"You don't know where I've been, Lou. Ah hahaha!"

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[–] individualin1984 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The didn't specify a specific cheek they would slap.

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[–] BentAxel 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So, you're saying drop trow and let them spank you? Exactly how offended do you think that would make them?

I like it.

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[–] The_Prophets_Profit 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

These are trannies bro...

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No, that one there is trannies sis.

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Slap them and then bill them.

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[–] Flirp 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

If I'm going to willfully get slapped it would be from someone that's actually attractive.

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[–] Rabidfish88 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not from them uggos

An attractive woman should set up shop right next to them and offer slaps for a dollar.

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[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I'd set up a booth next to them. "Free Slaps: serving all. Ask about our Deluxe Slaps, only $1.00!"

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[–] Javik2186 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ask about our Deluxe Slaps, only $1.00!"

What do your Deluxe Slaps consist of?

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[–] fuckingmockies 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You can select from different powders / scented lotions etc.

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[–] solvire 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Potatoes are allowed to operate a desk in public now?

I will hit back.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

POTATO DOES AS POTATO PLEASES!

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