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[–] Shekelstein6M 0 points 36 points (+36|-0) ago 

It was a sexual emergency.

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[–] WhiteRonin [S] 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

He slipped!

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[–] miv 6 points 13 points (+19|-6) ago 

Why the fuck is this number 1 on /all

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 6 points 4 points (+10|-6) ago 

Reddit-tier posts become front page status on a message board built off the back of Reddit who's voting algorithm has been manipulated on multiple occasions.

I mean honestly how long did you think it would take for the Jews to come over here and manipulate our website so that our important work is pushed back the same way they did on their own?

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[–] Chiefpacman 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

This would do terribly on reddit. Too many traditional values. Heterosexual sex, woman getting dinner ready, man demanding sex.

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[–] miv 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Exodus.

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[–] WhiteRonin [S] 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

Only SJWs and White Knights would take offense. ;-)

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

I always wanted a woman that would let me come up behind her and fuck her while she was in the middle of cooking.

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

But I will help finish dinner afterwords I promise.

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Sound's like a faggot.

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[–] WhiteRonin [S] 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Be a Lion and make it happen!

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Working on it.

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[–] 7e62ce85 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

If my woman was slaying a buffalo I might also get a bit turned on by her amazing abilities and want to fuck her right then.

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[–] WhiteRonin [S] 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

A woman doing an excellent job at work can be a turn on!

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[–] Butelczynski 5 points 5 points (+10|-5) ago 

To youngsters- nail anything you can because sooner or later you will regret that you didn't.

Exception- don't stick it into crazy...

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[–] worlddownunder682 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Maybe for you. I'm careful with who I fuck with so I don't end up stuck with something awful.

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[–] Liber 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Like a kid before the age of 30. Unless you're female, aim around 27.

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[–] TheKobold 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or fat.

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[–] Tb0n3 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Or diseased?

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[–] ProgNaziGator 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

In retrospect I am horrified by the idea of sending any of my kids to live with females I was attracted to as a teenager. Those girls didn't all turn out well. My poor children would be getting beaten and molested by her boyfriend(s) possibly nogs or Lesbian bull dukes. I'd be helpless to intervene and may not even know they exist.

It's not how i felt at the time but all of my seed are entitled to my protection and my resources until they are 18.

If getting an hj or bj cam prevent that I'll take one for the team.

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[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Dinner SHOULDA been done before I got home!

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[–] WhiteRonin [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Need to train them well!

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[–] newoldwave 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Hey, you know the rules. First dinner then get laid.

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[–] WhiteRonin [S] 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Women. Sheesh!

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[–] gentlemanadventurer 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Netflix and chill Mutual of Omaha style.

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[–] WhiteRonin [S] 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Member that show!

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[–] gentlemanadventurer 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Indeed I do.

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