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[–] badruns 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

If Jaws were remade in 2018, the main character would be a black marine biologist and the opening scene of the movie would be him fucking his white wife while Kanye West plays in the background.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Jaws wouldnt be a 'great white' for one thing.

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[–] 12553883? 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Yeah... There would be a Mud Shark instead...

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[–] pray_the_gay_away 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

So many layers of irony, absolutely no normie would get the soyboy joke/reference.

If you lol’d at this congratulations, you have achieved an advanced level of internet autism.

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[–] Camulos 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Soy Shark.

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[–] Buff_Awesome 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Took me a minute to notice the Nintendo Switch, but fucking nailed it.

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[–] Chimaira92 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You need to go see an optometrist. :P

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[–] Karbuster 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I mean, really, there are three features to this photo and one doesnt fit quite right

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[–] Der_Untergang 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Holy shit this is a good one.

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[–] Thereunto 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

But Jaws is being remade in 2018.

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[–] lexsird 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This looks more fun. Jaws was some shit that was sprang on us in a quieter, happier time where the ocean wasn't full of monsters and little poison things and oil leaks and death and bad stuff. Our shock/entertainment threshold has been jacked up to the point we have to mainline mayhem to get our jollies.

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I don't get it. Shark, Nintendo Switch and ?

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[–] SlideRule 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Soy boy mouth

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[–] obvious-throwaway- 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Ha!

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