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[–] Gumbatron 1 point 11 points 12 points (+12|-1) ago
Narrator: Joe decided that in order to get out of jail, he would have to use his superior diplomacy skills.
Pvt. Joe Bowers: [talking to the prison guard] Hey, uh... I'm actually supposed to be getting out of jail, not going back in...
Prison Guard #2: [hits Joe on the back of the head] You're supposed to be in that line, dumbass!
[he points to the door]
Prison Guard #2: Hey, guys, let this dumbass out!
[–] Morbo 1 point 7 points 8 points (+8|-1) ago
Hmm, I'm Not Sure where I've heard this one. Maybe I should grab me a cold Brawndo and watch some Ow My Balls while I think about it. Brought to you by Carl's Jr.
[–] Gumbatron 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
Shut up! 'Batin!
[–] BlackBaron 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
relevant video
[–] collin6173 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
That reminds me of something similar. I owed some back tax money and called to pay it, but they wouldn't let me because the paperwork was originally filled out using an alternate spelling of my name. Different by one letter.
[–] green_man 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
The IRS doesn't really give a shit about actually turning a profit, they would spend 100k to extract $10 in back taxes.
[–] Morbo 3 points 3 points 6 points (+6|-3) ago
Fiat money is a red herring. The (((IRS))) isn't there to collect useless (((money))) from us. They are there to exert control over us by threats of violence if we don't comply. They are the muscle for the (((Fed))).
[–] stallion_412 ago
Typically the IRS doesn't care if you're off by $25 or less. It's not worth their time or money, plus they're way understaffed these days anyway.
[–] con77 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
thats a free ticket to sweden
[–] GuyIDisagreeWith 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Why would anyone want to go to Sweden?
[–] newoldwave 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
you mean Swedenstan?
[–] undertheshills 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
For the rape culture.
[–] con77 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
now that its full of fukn muzz scum