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[–] psioniq 1 points 36 points (+37|-1) ago 

while(true)
{
    Print("KEK!");
}

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[–] Clubtalk 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

if u do "lefties are retards" as your conditional statement, then that loop will crash your computer.

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[–] psioniq 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

That, or it would never execute, since true is false and false is true in their minds.

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[–] catkisscat 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

10 PRINT "I AM SEXY";,; 20 GOTO 10; RUN

$1000 and 99c if you can guess which machine I wrote my first code on

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[–] psioniq 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

It is practically impossible to teach good programming to students that have had a prior exposure to BASIC: as potential programmers they are mentally mutilated beyond hope of regeneration - Edsger Dijkstra

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[–] fat_smp_peruser 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Model III 48K TRS-80 with dual 5 1/4 floppy drives.

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[–] shmuklidooha 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Speccy? Commodore 64/Vic20?

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[–] Fukredditt 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Tandy

23
-21

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[–] blackdovespeaks 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

I actually thought this was real

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I actually thought YOU were real!

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[–] Adminstrater 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] Othmar_Regin 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

clever

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[–] InyourfaceNancyGrace [S] 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

My prof said "boolean" like "bullyin" yesterday and I ran with it.

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[–] fusir 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Cool story bro. I once had an assembly professor that looked exactly like smegal.

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[–] VoutGuy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Bin that binary gobbledygook at once!

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[–] InyourfaceNancyGrace [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oi! Yeou got a puhmit fuh that logic!?

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[–] Grifter42 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You got your permit checking permit?

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[–] selpai 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

...

(;一_一)

...

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[–] obsessedcrf 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

/v/ProgrammerHumor (is that a thing over here?)

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[–] InyourfaceNancyGrace [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'll be damned, I should totally post there!

Oh damn that sub is comatose... eh w/e so it needs content.

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[–] catkisscat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

cleverest joke I heard in a while, what the fuck is it doing on here?

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[–] crazy_eyes 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

where else would it be?

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[–] InyourfaceNancyGrace [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is /v/funny not /r/funny ;)

Holy shit that actually links to reddit? Odd...

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[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oi! you have a license for dat boolean?!

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