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[–] ignacious_riley 1 points 26 points (+27|-1) ago 

Good old gorillas! You actually stand a chance of survival, dare I say even meaningful interaction, if you were to find yourself in a gorilla's territory and you keep calm. Chimps, on the other hand, are inherently violent. Those things will rip you in half like a wet paper towel just for being next to them. (Jamie, pull that shit up...)

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[–] common_sense 2 points 34 points (+36|-2) ago  (edited ago)

A gorilla is like a respectable black man. A chimp is like a nigger.

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[–] HST 15 points 7 points (+22|-15) ago 

Lol respectable black man

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[–] mleczko 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

lol u wot m8

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[–] DiscontentedMajority 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Chimps are one of the only other animals to wage coordinated warfare on competing groups of thier species. They will just decided "we need more territory" and go kill (and sometimes eat) an entire group of competing chimps to get it.

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[–] Derjuden 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Powerful Joe Rogan

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[–] undertheshills 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

This isnt a clear enough allegory for niggers.

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[–] Korinthian 5 points 13 points (+18|-5) ago 

Why are you typing like a nigger?

I understand maybe you are a nigger, and thats sad, but why type like it?

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[–] Wiener_Tickles 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Ayo hol up whiteboi you betta pay for my chilrens

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[–] testeverything 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

They need to do way instain mother who kill thier babbys, becuse these babby cant fright back? It was on the news this mroing a mother in ar who had kill her three chilren, they are taking the three babby back to new york too lady to rest. my pary are with the father who lost his chrilden ; i am truley sorry for your lots

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[–] unclejimbo 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Smh... why u hatin fam?

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[–] Pubiclouse 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

FR doe...

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[–] Ajaxofbarbaria 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Fuckin’ Tinder.

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[–] BlackGrapeDrank 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

probably showed the gorilla mike obama

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[–] RedditisPropaganda31 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

legend

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So if I ever come face to face with a silverback gorilla I will whip my phone out and show him some female gorillas....but what if he gets aroused and tries to fuck me hard?

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[–] 12331669? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Even worse, what if you show him a tranny gorilla and he gets pissed off at being tricked?

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[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

heh heh top kek

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[–] notYOURfriend 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

You better only show him ugly ones, then.

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