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[–] penisse 0 points 77 points (+77|-0) ago 

...mistaken for a... RIFLE???

[–] [deleted] 0 points 47 points (+47|-0) ago 

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[–] DPRCalifornia 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

Next thing you know I’ll get in trouble for simply fingerbanging strangers in public.

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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

No, pretty sure this is dumber...

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[–] Whitworth 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I suspect it might not have been a mistake. It’s pretty obvious it’s a sword hilt up close, and from far away you’d never think anything other than that it’s just an umbrella.

I could see a snowflake getting so triggered at the sight of someone glorifying violent imagery that they reported it as a rifle hoping the cops would airate the owner.

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[–] primaryappellation 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Aerate

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[–] Tubesbestnoob 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

We need an umbrella that looks like an AR

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[–] Paranoidroid 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

More useful would be an AR that looks like an umbrella.

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[–] Caesarkid1 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's fucking hysteria man. Media has these pawns flippin out over the flavor of the month "GUNS" again.

Fucking rabble.

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[–] TheGenitalGiant 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

Its black, so it is obviously an "Assault Umbrella"

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[–] KikeFree 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Primates indicate with color the same way.

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[–] fusir 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

..when we're all primates.. and we all do this.

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[–] aria_taint 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Carry a black piece of wood slung over your shoulder and they would mistake it for an AR-AK-65 with a fully semi automatic clip.

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[–] con77 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

And incendiary armor piercing clips

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[–] aria_taint 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You're obviously a right wing nut job who needs to have is AR-19 taken away.

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Hollow clips get it right

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[–] HeavyBrain 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Must be one of those assult incendiary bumstock grips. and is black BLACK.

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[–] BigMatteson 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Honestly, swords scare me more than guns ever could.

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[–] Karbuster 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Holy fuck, if someone comes at me with a sword in this day in age, I might reconsider shooting them, that's some highlander shit

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[–] BigMatteson 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

See what I mean? Swords are way scarier than any AR15 or Glock. Hell I'd probably laugh if someone shot me, but if they started hacking at me with a broadsword? No way, Jose.

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[–] Pwning4Ever 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

He's gonna deflect all your bullets you fool

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[–] RoundWheel 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Our founders, who had experience with both, completely agreed with you.

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[–] solvire 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Statistically fully semi automatic 'brellas are the cause of more deaths and endangered frog displacements than any normal hunting umbrella.

The military doesn't even get this level of weather control. Think if the Jews had these in the showers.

Things might have gone very differently.

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[–] TheBattleTroll 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Probably thought it was an AR-15 too.

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[–] strange_69 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Damn it, you beat me!

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[–] Morbo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Gave them PTSD too.

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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Wait...a rifle? Wat?

https://kek.gg/i/3Lqchh.jpeg

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