[–] IGiveZeroFucks 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Funny how some women will leave the house basically naked with their tits and ass 98% exposed but then get offended if some "creep" (read: normal healthy male) looks at them.

[–] Secretly_psycho 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Why are you so upset when a gay guy looks at you?

[–] IGiveZeroFucks 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I'm not aware of it happening but I wouldn't be upset if it did. Especially if I was parading around with my dick hanging out in a public area with high concentrations of gay men.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

And then get even more freaked out when an innocent crepe does it!

[–] Wahaha 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's written crêpe.

[–] FlamingoBumblebee 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

some of them even call the cops when you bring out a bearclaw

[–] mrfetus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

You probably need to look after yourself better.

[–] IGiveZeroFucks 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

?

[–] Diggernicks 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

This is a new low in unfunny. Chuck Norris jokes are appalled by how lame this is.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Chuck Norris jokes are appalled by how lame YOU are!!

[–] CiderMillLandscapes 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

=)))

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

My friend used to live across the street from me and his mom used to lay out topless in the back yard. I used to sneak down in the woods and watch her with a pair of binoculars. Every time she flipped over those little firm titties bounced. I found myself rubbing the bark off the tree with my wiener that I was perving from.

[–] catkisscat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

this guy needs to do T shirts

[–] FrostDrive 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I bet his yeast is risen...

[–] kammmmak 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Good looking guy..flattered.

Not so good looking. Creep.

[–] WickedVocalist 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Actually I was more like, sweetie he's not in the bushes for you. He slept there last night to make yo daddy rich.

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