[–] Alpha_Voat_Protecter 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I remember when people were making those same comparisons with the "need help up some stairs in 'an icy' July" picture and the "thrown into a van like a side of beef" video.

Parkinson's Disease and/or Kuru is a nasty disease that, at best, leaves you as a shadow of your former self, and at worst, leaves you as an unwilling stark-raving-mad prisoner trapped within an uncooperative body.

Remember kids, don't be like Bill's Corpse Bride, don't eat the brains of dead people.

[–] Rotteuxx 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I thought Kuru was a rather fast killer compared to other degenerative diseases.

Then again, those Moloch worshippers might have the medical knowledge to make you last longer if you have it... And wouldn't someone with Parkinsons struggle with every step instead of suddenly losing control of their legs ?

[–] Alpha_Voat_Protecter 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Look at Soros and his ilk: they may be living long lives, but their bodies and/or souls clearly reject whatever it is that they're doing.

Even if it isn't Kuru specifically, it is almost like divine karma/retribution for what they have done to their countries that their ailments line up so well with that cannibalistic disease.

[–] HST 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Well parkinsons is a degenerative disease so I guess if it's in the starting phase... which it probably isn't... but she is on top medications for whatever the fuck she has.

[–] IntelligentObserver 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Internet gold

[–] bluntripkin 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

weekend at bills wife's

[–] uvulectomy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

monica's ex boyfriend's wife's

[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

No, no, don't run $hillary again Dims pleaaaaaase... Trump wouldn't stand a chaaaaaaaance!

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 


[–] bdmthrfkr 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Best one yet, I actually did laugh out loud.

[–] BentAxel 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nicely done.

[–] Doomking_Grimlock 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

At this point, if she dies they'll claim it was because she lost the election. She just couldn't bear the grief of her failure,and it's all the fault of racists, bigots, and Russian/ISIS bots colluding to kill an old woman and put literally Hitler on the throne.

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