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[–] preheat_ovens 0 points 26 points (+26|-0) ago 

Can't argue with that

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[–] SebuttYopick 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Funny Checks out

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[–] weezkitty 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Malicious compliance

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I need to find a way to use that in corporate life.

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[–] thelma 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Beating the man. Good one!

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[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

There’s a certain silver Dodge Challenger out there that deserves its own parking spot

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[–] matthew-- 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Is that even enforceable?

I mean, you can put up whatever sign you want, but only the state can enforce fines and tickets.

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[–] ZYX321 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Parking lots are private property. Cops enforce nothing traffic-wise there, but violations reported by the owner would probably be charged as trespassing.

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[–] matthew-- 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I thought so.

My point is just park there anyway, because they can't do anything about it. Fuck "green" cars.

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[–] bagano1 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Dead to rights, what can I say? Argue that in court!

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[–] CapitalPurifier 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

argument in court?

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[–] Naught405 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Your honor, the lines are green, the blocks are green, the sign posts are green, and the sign says "Parking reserved for green vehicles." Explain to me how this ^ isn't a green vehicle.

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[–] stillinit 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Theirs would be "It has 2 thin black strips so it's not completely green"

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

It identified as green on insurance though.

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[–] daskapitalist 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Demand a 3/5 compromise.

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[–] mralexson 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Ugh that color makes wanna puke

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