[–] Hayashimo 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

It's always Florida.

[–] SayTan [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wonder if he was on bath salts.

[–] Phierce_Phlegaton 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

with his eyes bugging out of his head, I'd sayyyyy...yeah.

[–] voltronsdicks 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

What does Florida have to do with finding true love? If my date doesn't look like Sailor Moon, I stab her the fuck up. What else am I supposed to do? Pretend she's not an anime character and ruin the date? It's false advertising nigger. Case closed.

[–] MrEvilPirate 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Fuck yeah you're the real MVP brother never change.

[–] Shekelstein6M 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago  (edited ago)

The most surprising thing here is that she was actually a woman.

[–] SayTan [S] 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

There was a funny cartoon a while back, two fat dudes meeting in a coffee shop: "This is awkward. I'm Ben the fighter pilot. You are the 12yo girl???"

[–] snurfle 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

...and he did look like his avatar?

[–] Lemongarb 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

Not funny.

[–] LlamaMan 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I find it quite funny

[–] Apathy 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

Probably a fat feminist, those cunts love using cartoon profile pictures.

[–] SayTan [S] 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Yeah. But you also get people that use other people's photos. Friend met one online that was using her younger model sisters pic. He invited her to visit. When she showed up at the airport she weighed 300, easy. Next worse thing than a ladyboy, I reckon.

[–] Ina_Pickle 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Some guys would prefer the ladyboy to the 300lber with cheese.

I know a guy who got a 22 year marriage complete with child annuled by the Catholic church and moved in with ladyboy after his wife ballooned up to 300lbs.

[–] o0shad0o 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Actually, looks like it didn't actually happen at all. But lol.

[–] SeanBox 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

@friendshipistragic got doxxed

[–] friendshipistragic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I dindu nuffin

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[–] ToOnMaN 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

After searching the tittle, writer and the woman's name i have found nothing.

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[–] golgotham 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

You can tell he is obviously still in shock.

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