[–] Deplorablepoetry 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Speaking of reptiles, living with snakes is easy and enjoyable, that is until they take half your stuff in the divorce.

[–] tholinz 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Tortoises make really strange noises when they're mating.

[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So does yer mom, son.

[–] toobaditworks 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago  (edited ago)

And my sister, dad.

Did i go too far with this joke question mark

[–] chryseos-geckota 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I think all animals make odd noises during the deed.

[–] bambou1991 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The thumbnail looks like a dog head what the fuck

[–] fusir 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You might need news eyes. Let me know if you want to keep the old set.

[–] TakenOutofContext 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Dammit, that's all I see, now!

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I was at a zoo once with a girlfriend and she was like "what is that growth on that elephants stomach?". I was like "that's its cock, woman".

[–] toobaditworks 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

And then I was like... I'm not an elephant you jerk I'm just big boned and this isn't the zoo it's Italy.

[–] chuckletrousers 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

So I noticed the accent of these two rather large women at the pub, and asked "Are you women from Scotland?" and one replied "It's Wales, you idiot!".

I stammered a bit and blurted out "Oh, I'm terribly sorry! So, are you two whales from Scotland?"

[–] valk2 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

I read that as "Hubology" and was thinking fallout and agreed that I must inform my kids of the fallout series.