[–] NotWearingPants 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Get the one with the picture of the prophet next.

[–] goatsandbros 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

This will be a fascinating can of worms. Well done.

[–] Gunk 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Are canned worms halal?

[–] L3D 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

is not permissible to eat land snails or any other “insects and vermin”, such as geckos, cockroaches, ants, bees, flies, wasps, worms, lice, fleas, bedbugs, mosquitoes or anything else of that type, because Allaah says (interpretation of the meaning): “Forbidden to you (for food) are: Al‑Maitah (the dead animals)” and “unless you are able to slaughter it (before its death)” [al-Maa’idah 5:3]. And there is sound proof that slaughter can only be done in the neck or upper chest, so if it is not possible to slaughter it, then there is no way one can eat it unless it is dead i.e., not slaughtered properly, so it is haraam. -- https://islamqa.info/en/114855

So worms are not halal, canned or not, if you can't cut their throat open then it is not halal. But you can slaughter your wife in halal way so that's perfectly ok https://www.mirror.co.uk/news/world-news/top-saudi-sheikh-issues-bizarre-5491142

[–] Fukredditt 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Then donate it to a local synagogue hoping Ahkmed added some extra special ingredients like tape worms, hepatitis, or strychnine.

[–] Maroonsaint 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Muslims are exempt from racism laws you dumb shit. That’s a whites only provelage like the fucking water fountains

[–] glennvtx 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Ohh shit, how does one go about getting a list of muslim owned bakeries? asking for a friend.

[–] Ocelot 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Hey look, it's /r/The_Donald's cake celebrating Trump's election.

[–] RoryBellowsLives 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That place has swallowed the Israeli BS hook, line and sinker.

[–] BentAxel 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I like your style

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Jews and Muslims work together against whitey. They wont care.

[–] BlockMe 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Jews manipulate Muzzies. Muzzies don't have the intellect to do anything but allahuakbar induced fits.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

I disagree. The Iranians are a level smarter than Israeli jewbags.

[–] CapitalPurifier 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Islam is not a racial ideology.

[–] CheeseboogersGhost 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

They both hate white people.

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