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[–] PewterKey 0 points 53 points (+53|-0) ago 

I saw another one with gold farmers in mmos where the guy would talk about freeing tibet. Those gold farmers disappeared.

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[–] BakedMofoBread 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Actually did this in a youtube chat. Random chinese dude comes on and starts talking about how glorious and wonderful the People's Republic of China is, and how peaceful and harmonious its people are.

I said “I don't think the folks in Tibet would agree.” He said thst he really didn't want to talk about Tibet and was way quieter.

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[–] DestroyerOfSaturn 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Whoa, that works? Interesting.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'm so fucking stupid. How did I never think of this? Too bad I don't play MMOs anymore.

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[–] iswallow 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

This still cracks me up.

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[–] i_scream_trucks 2 points 25 points (+27|-2) ago 

Is there something like this you can use against pajeets on the phone letting me know I have a hwirus on my Microsoft vindows?

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[–] fortuitouslyunfallen 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

It's their kryptonite.

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[–] theHare 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

I had one call me in some Indian accent and say his name was “Rodriguez” from the fbi and I had a warrant. Funniest shit ever.

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[–] Maroonsaint 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

I just tell them theyre a piece of shit thief and live in a shitty country. They don’t like that and call you more so I repeat till I get bored and block the numbers

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[–] ScottRockview 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I usually breathe into the phone like I'm having sex and see how long I can get them to stay on the phone before they hang up.

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[–] 12059567? 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I've found that copious use of the phrase "Holy Cow" keeps the conversation entertaining.

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[–] newshoes 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

Best troll busting move ever!

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[–] smurfy69 2 points 14 points (+16|-2) ago 

Just show China man a pic of an American dick and watch him cry. That would work too.

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

this sounds great! any one have the moon runes I can copy and paste?

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[–] lanre 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Just to be clear, 事件 literally means something like incident/affair/event, same as in the Marco Polo Bridge "incident". It's like a euphemism of sorts in this case. Also, I never realized before but Tianamen means heavenly peace gate, which is quite ironic.

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[–] PeacefulAssassin 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

thank you, now I can fucked with Chinese players!

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[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I'd say it was a coincidence, if it wasn't always the same damn problem with Google.

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[–] theHare 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hahaha. Funny. May as well be though.

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[–] FireSauce 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

I wonder if I could get all those chinks off of the north American server in pubg by doing this 🤔

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[–] dayofthehope 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

in simplified characters 六四天安门事件

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[–] GOMAD_OR_GFYAD 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Do you know chinese or is that from an auto-translate app?

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