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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

All my English teachers were older, cat-lady type women, in HS. I learned very quickly, that all I had to do was interpret everything as if it was a romance novel. Seriously. I remember writing an essay about Lord of the Flies and basically saying that it's a story of sexual frustration and acceptance of the need to appreciate the women in one's life. Their wrists would cramp up from handing out so many A's. If English/(((History))) classes taught me anything, it's how to bullshit like a fuckin' pro.