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[–] Itsdone63 2 points 32 points (+34|-2) ago 

I'm glad they didn't go with something silly like he invents a time machine or some bull shit like that.

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[–] ScreaminMime 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

That would had eliminated a step, his method doesn't seem very engineery to me.

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[–] Apathy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

But then he'd have to travel forwards in time until it loops back. Imagine the materials required to withstand that much passage of time, the heat death of the universe and the Big Bang.

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[–] Sosacms 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That would risk contamination the time line. Plus, this way he can use this method as much as he wants without needing to travel through time over and over.

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[–] BlockMe 1 points 22 points (+23|-1) ago 

People who "deconstruct" literature are the ones who can't construct it to save their lives. It's the same with movie critics and book reviewers.

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

One of these days, I'm gonna muster up the energy to write the most mundane book ever written. Like, something about a guy who walks from his house to a convenience store, at the end of the block, buys a packet of cigarettes— and then goes back home to sleep. A nice, big, thick 500 pager. Nothing of importance happens throughout the whole damn thing. No story arc, no conflict nor resolution. He just walks to the store and back.

But I'm gonna study every poetic trick in the book. Read up on all the writing constructs and mechanisms; you know, the type of linguistic fuckery that gets critics' dicks hard. As long as there's enough style, they fill in the blanks with their own substance. That's a fact.

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[–] BlockMe 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

You just described Ulysses by James Joyce.

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[–] MensAgitatMolem 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Ehh... The Psychology part is only partially true, I would say there are people that fit you description, but I would say their are 4 major types of people in Psychology.

  1. Those who want to understand what makes them self tick. This is where you would get the people you are talking about.

  2. Those who want to Help those who are "Fucked up". They are the ones who usually become Clinical Psychologist, or go on to get a MD to practice Psychiatry.

  3. Those who like Mental Puzzles, and the challenge of figuring out what makes others tick. These types make great Forensic Psychologists/Profilers/Researchers

  4. Those who want to push a Narrative

Though I do agree with you on the English bullshit, I hung out with a group of English majors who though they could make an indie video game... Their stories sucked and they had no idea how to make a complete story that's cohesive and engaging.

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[–] AinzOown 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

hey hey hey! I can critique a movie just fine despite not being able to make one a good one. You know damn well when movies have stupid shit goin- OH HAI MARK

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[–] talmoridor-x 2 points 17 points (+19|-2) ago 

Would reanimation jitsu really work in normal universe?

Either way, common core is kike bullshit

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[–] DeltaBravoTango 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

That's not a common core thing. That's an English teacher thing. See the scrotie mcboogerballs episode of South Park.

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[–] BlueDrache 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Found the kike.

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[–] big_fat_dangus 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago 

B-but we need to educate our kids the way the chinks do! Choking on smog while bouncing off a suicide net is every kid's dream!

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[–] i_scream_trucks 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

Weeb

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[–] Schreiber 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lul you got downvoated by weebs.

Just accept it man, a big portion of Trump's supporters are weebs whether you like it or not. Duno bout ya, but I'd rather see my son watch animu than going to africa for some leftard activism and got cannibalized.

It's one of those part and parcel of white cultural degeneration due to foreign influence.

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[–] elitch2 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

Worth it. I want more adventures of that face guy.

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[–] SpecialtyPizza 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I'm ok with that.

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[–] Eualos 3 points 9 points (+12|-3) ago 

Pretty long but it was worth it

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[–] lord_nougat 5 points 8 points (+13|-5) ago 

That's what SHE said!

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[–] hels 2 points 6 points (+8|-2) ago 

no.

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[–] Grunge 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Reminds me when I was in this english class in the indoctrination camp I went to, this short, fat, boy haircut dyke 'professor' kept giving me C's and D's because I wasn't "interpreting the 1800's women novels as if I were a woman in the 19th century" and then I said fuck it, stopped reading the books and looked up cliff notes and just copied and pasted that and finished with a B.

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[–] BlueDrache 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Knowing who I am, if I'd have been in that retard's class, he wouldn't be breathing, and I'd be in jail.

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[–] slwsnowman40 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I hated those classes...why interpret what was written to mean something other than what was written? Wouldn't the author go into those details of why something is a particular color if there was deeper meaning to it? (I failed that portion of that class if anyone was interested.)

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[–] TheTrigger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

All my English teachers were older, cat-lady type women, in HS. I learned very quickly, that all I had to do was interpret everything as if it was a romance novel. Seriously. I remember writing an essay about Lord of the Flies and basically saying that it's a story of sexual frustration and acceptance of the need to appreciate the women in one's life. Their wrists would cramp up from handing out so many A's. If English/(((History))) classes taught me anything, it's how to bullshit like a fuckin' pro.

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