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[–] Naught405 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Yea they just summarize the news now, eg

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[–] sonus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

When direct control and influence become the same thing in your mind, you run around destroying.

A periodical meant for intelligent people who are aware that the Zeitgeist is as manufactured as a Budweiser ad, The Onion had a niche.

Speaking truth to power sometimes, through comedy, was once allowed in The United States Of Amerca. no longer.

Power and influence must be increasingly centralized and in smaller hands.

Blast through history - how money buys and destroys everything:

The lesson is clear here - the Cthulhu Tentacled Democratic Diaspora doesn't care about preserving art, or institution, or human capital. The Democratic Diaspora is about controlling the message, distorting reality, and spreading the misery of their lies as a thin veneer of protection.

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[–] asabove 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

You forgot to include the ProgressiveDemocratHomos bought TheOnion during the campaign so it wouldn't make fun of the Hildabeast and the DNC anymore.

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[–] sonus 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Great example of the media burying inconvenient data points.

I remembered something like that but I couldn't remember who exactly, so I did a quick search and couldn't find it. Pretty sure I'm not an idiot and a similar media acquisition it would have come up in another, non-politifcal era where Google is literally controlling reality through omissions and outright lying.

So who was it who had controlling interest in The Onion during that time? Seems to have been memory-holed.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] Monsantos_Schlong 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Don't compare the great Cthulhu to those pieces of filth, he dindu nuffin

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[–] sonus 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

He us 9only meat. The tentacles are their filthy projections; their mental effigies of their own limitatiionlamentations.

Edit: Sex them. When the place where their tentacles stop and your senses begin isn't a zone as much as emotion.

https://soundcloud.com/the-phoenix-butterfly/mj-smooth-criminal-the-phoenix-butterfly-remix-hifi?in=jhallbox/sets/sets

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[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This guy gets it.

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[–] Onlio 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Haven't read theonion since they turned into shills for he lefties

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Actually it's the competition from MSM's outrageous lies,

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[–] bourbonexpert 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Southpark was talking about this. It’s why they stopped talking so heavily about current events. They said they didn’t want to be like “SNL” where people tune in to see what their take was.

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[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Aw man that's some funny shit!

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Now that's funny! This is the reality in which we live

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[–] Dominics_PICSnFLICKS 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Makes there job harder for sure.

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