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[–] Chiefpacman [S] 1 point 3 points (+4|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Basically: Joe died

He wanted his homies to put $5k in his casket, because he wanted $ in the afterlife

His catholic companion dutifully drops the $5k in the casket

His Hindu homeboy, used the $ to buy gold, and throws it in the casket. He figured gold would be better in hades or w/e.

His jewish... friend, thinks the other two guys are being shortsighted. Who knows if cash or gold are even currency in the afterlife. So he takes the $5k the catholic offered, the gold the hindu put in, and wrote a check for $15k for his dead friend.

Badumdum tsh

super shorterned version: guy dies. Friends put $ in casket. Jew ‘friend’ removes the cash and replaces it with a hefty check.