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[–] Chiefpacman [S] 0 points 44 points (+44|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I didn’t feel like typing all the joke out, so I found an integration of it on the Internet. I just swapped out pig fucker for hindu, because muslims doing something nice for an infidel broke the immersion

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[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Also, I doubt muslims believe you can take gold with you to the afterlife. Not sure about Hindus.

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[–] jaceame 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

A Hindu would at least play along even if they didn't believe in the practice. A Muslims would likely take the idea as an affront and not be involved.

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[–] FuckingInsaneGoat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Haha, niiice

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[–] ginx2666 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I must commend you for using the comment to deliver the punch line of the joke.

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Every. Single. Time.

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[–] a100167 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

lol always the damned dity jews.

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[–] prairie 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

And the Jew was feeling extra-generous so wrote the check for $30k.

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[–] MCVoat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

And still was caught grave robbing the next night, "just in case" he said.

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[–] prairie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

"I was going to put it back a week later once he was farther along in the heaven admittance process."

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[–] telleveryoneyouknow 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Nailed it

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[–] NiggadermCQ 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Obviously the Jew is going to try to collect 30k when he dies. Only the Jew ends up in hell, and can't collect.

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[–] newoldwave 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Smart guy I like that

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[–] Chiefpacman [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I think ‘crafty’ is more applicable than intelligent.

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[–] HST 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

we're getting closer to shifty, which is a term I think was coined to describe them.

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