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[–] averix 1 points 78 points (+79|-1) ago 

Every trip to Chipotle is a game of chess. Well played, OP. You sir are the Bobby Fisher of food ordering.

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[–] Deathstalker 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago  (edited ago)

Yeah I remember this Chipotle advertisement and many others from reddit. It wasn't funny then and it's not funny. Did any of you humans even up goat this? /u/atko please nerf goat manipulation.

Edit: This image has 3,432,905 views by the way https://imgur.com/aoJXLsM

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[–] Louis_The_Asshole 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I get that new people will see reposted content and enjoy it, but my fuck how did so many of the regular Redditors not notice shit like this? It felt as though Reddit was more of an advertising site the longer it. Hopefully we can curb some of that shit here on voat

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[–] dubdubdubdot 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

So he's antisemitic to boot? I like him already

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[–] Imadrugdealer 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Need to go watch that movie.

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[–] lanceschaubert 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Need to go eat that burrito...

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[–] 761848? 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Same as at Mucho Burrito.

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[–] jerry 0 points 38 points (+38|-0) ago 

Yep time to unsub to /v/funny

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[–] dkauffman 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Yeah, glad to see voat's v/funny is as shitty as reddit's r/funny.

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[–] executes_order_66 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Time to start v/shittyfunny

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[–] 5225225 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Makes me feel at home here! Shitty defaults encourage people to make an account to get rid of them.

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[–] ColonelGrandSlam 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

At least those unfunny Advice Animal memes stayed in their own subreddit over there.

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[–] CONGLOM-O 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Word my friend, it's been fucking garbage lately. "Lolz check out this meme that is predictable as fuck", or "haha, you may have seen this from that other place but I don't give a fuck, give me upvoats anyway fuck you."

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[–] Girtab 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Maybe they tell themselves that they are doing it ironically.

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[–] Mr_YUP 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

but we just got here!

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[–] jerry 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Hey im just folding while im still ahead

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[–] riposte 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I unsubbed a while ago, but came back to see if there were still Memes everywhere.

I saw this meme and thought it was a joke.

What is this...

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[–] TypicalRedditor 2 points 18 points (+20|-2) ago 

Well memed, my friend

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

was going to vote this horrible comment down but name suggest satire. possibly too subtle.

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[–] Fuck_Forgot_Password 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

It's a novelty account that gets rewarded for shitty behaviour. How convenient.

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[–] Dirty_Asshole 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

To the top!

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[–] TheWildTurkey 0 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago 

While burrito's aren't exactly big in my country, something about using a scoop to serve chicken doesn't exactly sound appealing.

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[–] Sops 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

I can understand why that would sound bad, they cut it up into little pieces like this. You can see into the kitchen, it is all grilled and cut fresh.

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[–] escape 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

"Fresh".

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[–] LizardBreathe 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

I am a normal sized American, not average normal, like medically normal weight. The burrito is enough for two meals as it comes, adding extra is... well, making one burrito into a full days worth of food/calories. But if the place is not charging extra (or little upcharge), then you just got a full days worth of food for less than 7 bucks.... the choices you make for cheap food.

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[–] AlwaysSunnyInSeattle 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

I too am a medically normal weight, and I will eat an entire Mondo burrito with extra meat in minutes. My body must burn calories pretty well. I've been told for years that I will probably start gaining weight soon, but I'm 27 and it hasn't happened yet.

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[–] dart11 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I get double chicken burritos a lot, as well as track my calories (into weightlifting), and I was surprised to find out that a double chicken burrito with cheese, queso, white rice, pico, lettuce, and black beans is something like 1200 calories. It might seem like a lot, but I honestly expected it to be closer to 2000, or higher.

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[–] meowymeowsa 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I do the same thing. Unless I'm getting like a small sandwich or something, eating out is 2-4 meals for me. I always have leftovers.

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[–] CommanderPao 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

i agree. I can barely fit half a small Freeb!rds burrito in me. An extra scoop sounds unreasonable. At least its extra chicken not extra mayo.

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[–] Teddyninja [S] 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

We really have to consider whether you actually want a double scoop of chicken that comes in a scoop.

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[–] ThisIsCathartic 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Many delicious varieties of chicken could conceivably be delivered by scoop, the chicken delivery method is going to be arbitrary in many (if not most) chicken-based hypotheticals.

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[–] Grapeshifter 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I just imagine it to be some kind of pink goo when someone talks about scooping chicken.

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[–] Sops 0 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago 

This is also a reddit repost from like a year ago.

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[–] dinosaur_hens 0 points 16 points (+16|-0) ago 

What's Reddit?

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[–] craniumonempty 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

It's a land of make believe that many of us think is real. Like a personal belief system that we are trying to get over. It will take us a while to let it go.

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[–] utybo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

It's a shitty version of Voat

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[–] executes_order_66 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Top kek.

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[–] poplie 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

It's begun...

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[–] melismatic 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

New to voat though!

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[–] Empire_of_the_mind 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

this is the main reason to avoid imgur. it's a repost farm for the incredibly lazy.

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[–] Teddyninja [S] 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Depends who me is, what about you?

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[–] Gag 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

The lost Agent Smith dialog.

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[–] kronal 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I am yousomeone that is myself needs to create a /v/solipsism

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[–] Charbby 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Everyone on voat is a bot except you

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[–] executes_order_66 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Wanna kill all the humans? Except for Fry

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[–] refugee610 1 points 10 points (+11|-1) ago 

You put way too much strategy into your Chipotle my friend.

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[–] melismatic 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Is there really such a thing?

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[–] greatcaffeine 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

Those Chipotle guys play some crazy mind games with customers, I swear. If you're a regular, sometimes you have to keep an eye out for employees that you know aren't very good at scooping chicken.

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[–] yousmell_likedog 1 points 6 points (+7|-1) ago  (edited ago)

After I saw this on the other site, I've done it once at chipotle a few weeks ago, and the guy was kind of surprised eyebrows up"Oh, double steak!" and I was like yeah bitch that's correct.

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