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[–] pdeee 0 points 23 points (+23|-0) ago 

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[–] frankenmine 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

I came here to post or upvote this.

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[–] theysayso 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

What I've always said to HR. Their definition of sexual harassment is "unwanted sexual advances". Well, how am I supposed to know if sexual advances are wanted or unwanted beforehand? The cartoon is true. If you choose my appearance to decide if the advance is wanted or unwanted seems to be a bit unfair.

I always like to tell HR that to avoid the potential for problems, people should post a sign outside their door/cubicle to indicate whether sexual advances are authorized. That way you eliminate appearance discrimination.

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[–] SIDWULF 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Nailed it. Fembots need to read this.

Looks discrimination.

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[–] GIIOST 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

its no rape if there is consent. same idea. many HR dep will just go with Sexual behavior. That way with consent or not you get in trouble.

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[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

because it fucking well is 99% of the time. if she has a partner she wouldnt be calling HR she would be saying 'no'

but thats not what is being implied here. Whats being implied is the absolute reality of hitting on ANYONE.

The difference between a confident dude and a desperate creep is 100% how wet she gets over him. You can investigate this yourself. Go to a public place for a couple of hours.

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[–] freedomite 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Hey there, feel like getting close to someone again? We can lose control together baby.

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[–] Whitemail 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Recently, I had a black girl at work flirting with me.

vomits

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[–] One-Way_Bus 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Was it the smell of cocoa butter emanating from her body that made you vomit?

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[–] massiveprivilege 1 points 7 points (+8|-1) ago 

Of course. But the problem is w*men will tell you looks dont matter, just be confident.

Also its good to know this is how they rate attractiveness.

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[–] KittenCat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yup. I've always said that women are way more shallow than men will ever be. Men get a bad rap because it's in their genes to want to sow their oats all over, but people conveniently forget that it's the women who choose who to mate with in the end. You can see it all over nature.

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[–] Creativity1488 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't understand this chart at all. Should I seek help?

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[–] StephaniePaddock 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

That's not true.

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[–] DietSodaLuvr 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I think it's more that they are willing to report men. Men would never report a woman who pestered them for a date.

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[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

'We men are no different really'

Fuck off. 'No, fuck off' is waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaay different than 'Maybe..... hello, HR? This guy is harassing me and i told him know and all my friends told him no and my boss told him no... well they didnt say no they implied it. Well maybe they didnt imply it but they gave him dirty looks' - 'How many times has this person asked you out?' 'Oh only once. But i didnt like it. I was just too intimidated to say no to a guy who looks like he couldnt punch his way out of a wet paper bag'

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[–] VicariousJambi 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Rules 1 & 2

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[–] PRODEATH 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

be attractive

don't be unattractive

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[–] VicariousJambi 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago  (edited ago)

I've always said it

Be attractive

Don't be not attractive.

Edit: wasn't knocking the guy above me or anything, I've just always said it this, more stupider, way.

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[–] lucidique 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Everytime, without fail.

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[–] massiveprivilege 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

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[–] obliviousvoatgoat 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

That's fair, if you're a fat piece of shit then you're not worth a woman's time, just as an obeast isn't worth a decent man's time.

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[–] neo29 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

so true

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[–] StephaniePaddock 5 points 1 points (+6|-5) ago  (edited ago)

Well, I made friends with the less traditionally attractive dude in my work and thought he was awesome. He was super tall and skinny like a comic book character. He actually fixed slot machines, well when I say fixed, I mean he wrote the coding for it. So he helped me realise that with calculus, anything is possible. We went to lunch and joined an art gallery. That's where I met Satan in another disguise. A spectroscopist. I wrote on his hand "property of the Illuminati", had to pay for his beer and then ignored his phone call for a month. I went to Ingolstadt and he was texting me about some art thing and I replied, well Mozart meowed like a cat you know. He was bemused by this and proceeded to utter some German. I was sitting in an Austrian park with an ice lolly and over priced soda in the heat. So a month later, he had baked some cake, including a carrot cake and asked me to his garden party. He was drunk when I arrived, blindingly drunk, stinking of booze and yielding a butcher knife. I wouldn't have minded normally only I had brought my sister and found his behaviour highly inappropriate. Worse still, the cakes had been eaten by the time we arrived. This man is a bloody idiot, I thought. A charming idiot.

Then, a week later, I got him high and we drank some beer and I was thinking of how I had ignored him. He then began to tell me about Plato and his forms. How knowledge resides within us. He told me about mathematical smoothness and we went downstairs to make a cup of tea, I began weeping and he asked me what was wrong. I told him he had awoken something deep within me and I was ashamed I had not taken him more seriously.

Smooth devil got lucky that night.

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[–] massiveprivilege 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

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[–] StephaniePaddock 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I don't care to see your appendage, nor your nipples.

SHOW ME YOUR MIND

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR 2 points 2 points (+4|-2) ago 

Haha great username. Welcome to Voat, nigger!

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[–] StephaniePaddock 3 points 0 points (+3|-3) ago 

Why thank you.

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