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[–] [deleted] 4 points 15 points 19 points (+19|-4) ago
[–] sir_andy_of_bad 5 points 22 points 27 points (+27|-5) ago
I like to think of them as dangerous when raised by good owners, and more dangerous when raised by bad owners.
All in all, every pit owner I've ever met had said the same thing, and every single one of those owners has put down at least one of their dogs for mauling another dog, biting a child, etc. They certainly didn't beat their dogs, but pits are just well, stupid. They're stupid, and they're aggressive. Not at all unlike that most-celebrated of dark ethnicities who love owning them as a status symbol of aggressive posturing.
[–] 11510061? 3 points 10 points 13 points (+13|-3) ago
All dogs are aggressive. They are still just wolves we have selectively bread for different tasks.
These dogs were literally bread for fighting. I do not understand why people are so fucking stupid as to not understand why they are the way they are.
[–] jhaluska 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
My sister's late pitbull, AFAIK, didn't bite or maul another dog. But it was an annoyingly heavy/strong/clumsy dog to deal with. Her new dogs are all now small breeds.
[–] middle_path 1 point 1 point 2 points (+2|-1) ago
German Shepherds are the same, but I never see them mentioned. If they're not socialized they get extremely protective of their family or one member of the family.
[–] BoraxTheFungarian ago (edited ago)
Not going to argue with you... wait yeah I am. The comparison of Pitbulls to GSDs is not a good argument. GSD are at the very least top 3 in intelligence of all dog breeds. Pitbulls, while I love all animals, are fucking retarded mongrels. Mostly due to improper, misguided, idiotic breeding and then ownership by dumbasses. GSDs are fiercly protective of their family and need to be taught what is and isn't a threat, but they learn very well. If you encountered a bad GSD, it was ENTIRELY the owners fault. GSDs same as pitbulls... I fucking hate you.
[–] SuperPenorBros ago
Each pitbull is an individual, and every one of them will be influenced by the environment and, most important, biology. So, while you'll be able to discern a certain pattern, and in general you can predict the average outcome you'd have if you interact with them, in the end it's still the individual that matters.
[–] nu111 ago
My attitude towards dogs is this: they are all just animals at the end of the day. There’s no way to 100% guarantee that any dog will obey you, and if a dog of yours does decide to flip out for whatever reason one day, you want it to be a dog you can physically handle. I know I couldn’t physically handle a pit bull, so I don’t own any. Simple.