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[–] SerialChiller 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Most commercial farms just do artificial insemination. Veterinary assistant shows up, fists the cow up the rectum first, then uses the other arm to insert a tube of bull into the cervix and deposits the payload. I am not a vet, so I am guessing they shove one hand up its butt so they can use that to guide the injector down the other canal.

On the (very few remaining) farms that practice the "natural" method, the female is tied up in a restricted space, her head is locked into a harness, the tail is pulled out of the way, and a contraption is used to spread her hind legs. The stud is brought in to mount the immobilized female, and led away once the job is done. They could just let the cows and a bull loose in a field to do their thing, but that is usually not reliable enough.

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[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 1 point (+1|-0) ago 

Jesus man, that sounds my average Saturday night! /s