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[–] jackofdiamonds 0 points 18 points 18 points (+18|-0) ago
Would forcing a homosexual relationship on animals be better? I thought it was the force part that was the problem.
[–] Apathy 0 points 7 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago (edited ago)
Nobody wants to fuck someone of the opposite sex! Tumblr told me so. But Tumblr also told me that gay men not wanting to sleep with women was the highest level of misogyny.
[–] FuckYouReddit- 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
OMG like, you have internalized mysogeny or something! OMG! FASCIST! REEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!
[–] derram 0 points 17 points 17 points (+17|-0) ago
That's a puppy. Prolly about 8 months old, I'd guess.
These people just have rape on the brain
[–] armday2day 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
They can't laid, so they spiral into rape fantasies, even of the canine variety
[–] neuroelectronic 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HEh-30ix-Ac
[–] The_Red_Kraken 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You sir are correct, I didn't look at him close enough the first time.
[–] ChosenUndead 0 points 15 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago
God we need a massive culling of the population
[–] Alpha_Voat_Protecter 0 points 11 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago
To be fair, I think they're already hard at work culling themselves.
[–] eulogyjones 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Thinking about how few of these people are likely to successfully procreate and that the few who do manage to procreate will likely produce children that are even less likely to pass on their genes in the future is something that helps me sleep at night.
[–] WD_Pelley 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
Culling and/or putting bitches in place.
[–] JohnJones 1 point 2 points 3 points (+3|-1) ago
I like the idea of forced labor camps
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[–] SerialChiller 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago (edited ago)
Most commercial farms just do artificial insemination. Veterinary assistant shows up, fists the cow up the rectum first, then uses the other arm to insert a tube of bull into the cervix and deposits the payload. I am not a vet, so I am guessing they shove one hand up its butt so they can use that to guide the injector down the other canal.
On the (very few remaining) farms that practice the "natural" method, the female is tied up in a restricted space, her head is locked into a harness, the tail is pulled out of the way, and a contraption is used to spread her hind legs. The stud is brought in to mount the immobilized female, and led away once the job is done. They could just let the cows and a bull loose in a field to do their thing, but that is usually not reliable enough.
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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
v/sjwhate
[–] SwiftLion 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Came here to point out that animals do express homosexual tendencies and being shitty about having a gay dog is bad
Read the leftarded homosex-is-only-sex comment in the actual post
Goddammit, left, get your shit together -.-
[–] Earthmortyc137 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
this pic is one of the first red pills i ever took. tumblrinaction did a lot
[–] 0110001111 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because obviously an animal has an abstract concept of relationships, and homosexuality /s Obviously, dogs are affectionate because of Hitler, and not their own emotional/physical cravings...