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[–] ilovepussy 1 points 9 points (+10|-1) ago 

I got some industrial strength ones here at work... Loading up shortly

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[–] DependasaurusRex 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

95% of them do not, however.

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[–] spherical_cube 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

The kind of chick that drives that kind of CUV? Sharpest thing she probably has are the nail clippers in her purse.

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[–] Cirzatkog5 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

It's not about ties, it is about sending the massage...

A garbage bin on wheels would do better in that respect.

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[–] aria_taint 1 points 4 points (+5|-1) ago 

SAME! that's a great idea and it's not doing any real damage to the vehicle. It's just really pissing someone off.

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[–] Kal 1 points 21 points (+22|-1) ago 

In a world where no one carries a pocket knife, this stuff is gold.

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[–] stillinit 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Why would anyone not carry a pocket knife? They are legal, extremely handy/useful and can be used as a self defense tool.

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I go a step further, I carry a multi tool and flashlight

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[–] CRKT_M16Z 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Well, I carry a Benchmade AutoStryker. I'm not exactly sure on the legality of carrying it. I just don't care. But yeah, super handy to have.

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[–] bloodguard 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You can cut zip ties that thick with a key in under 5 seconds.

[Emergency Server room cable re-locator]

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[–] fusir 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Without hitting your own paint? You can't just go crazy on it in that situation.

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[–] alphasnail 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Everyone has a knife here. Hell, i have a pocket knife and an 8 inch fixed blade Buck knife sheathed on my boot most days.

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[–] 9-11 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Concealment of that buck knife would be illegal in most of the states. Fine to wear on your belt though.

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[–] bdmthrfkr 1 points 20 points (+21|-1) ago 

Who doesn't carry a knife?!?

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[–] Optick 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

Liberals. Its easy to tell which cars belong to liberals because a lot of them plaster their cars in bumper stickers.

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[–] con77 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

I have two. coexistence spelled out with guns and a silver American flag with a blue stripe.

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[–] Homelessfuck 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Most people.

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[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Yah but once you start...you feel naked without it.

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[–] con77 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

most people

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[–] Wahaha 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Why would you carry a knife?

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[–] EdSnowden 0 points 19 points (+19|-0) ago 

To have a knife on me.

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[–] Little2934 0 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago 

Why WOULDNT you carry a knife?

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[–] AngryAvocado 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

I carry my multi tool and bit kit everywhere I go. It has a knife on it.

It's because I do things. I use it every day. I understand some of it is occupational, but I don't understand how people don't carry lightweight tools in any capacity.

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[–] 0fsgivin 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Primarily for cutting things. You'd be surprised how handy that can be. Especially in a emergency scenario. By emergency I don't mean life and death I mean oh man if we can't cut this we gotta walk or drive all the way back then come back and cut this one stupid thing... happens more than you would think.

Secondly defense. Which really a knife is a terrible self defense weapon. HOWEVER, it's a great intimidation tool. I have been in one situation were a guy was becoming more and more aggressive. I made a point of adjusting my pocket knife. Guy kept being dick for a bit longer( he stopped coming closer immediately.) but then left me alone.

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[–] Waffles4Everyone 6 points 12 points (+18|-6) ago 

How does the vandal know this guy parked like a dick, and wasn’t simply parked beside another car who started it? Stupid people love to make assumptions and fuck with other people’s shit.

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[–] XSS1337 1 points 16 points (+17|-1) ago 

And how do you know the driver wasn't Hitler ?

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[–] ThatsSoJewish 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Literally Hitler?

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[–] Cool-it-Fatboy 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

I'm not sure you know what vandal means

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[–] MinorLeakage 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I also hate it when people use names of Przeworsk culture tribes incorrectly. Savages.

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Vandals

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[–] Waffles4Everyone 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

There’s probably a dent from the cart

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[–] ZYX321 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

I like that because it's non-destructive and about as harmless as shitty parking jobs. Bravo for striking the right balance.

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[–] GoBackToReddit 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Zip-ties will grant you hours of fun if you like to prank people.

For example, tie two of them together tightly around a drive shaft while leaving the tails long. When your buddy drives they will slap the underside of the car. Works on CV axles too.

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[–] solvire 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

Isn’t that what blew up the Challenger shuttle?!

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[–] JohnGoodman 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Yeah I heard someone put zip ties on the hyperdrive.

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[–] YoHomie 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Yup, a Target shopping cart was zip-tied to the fuel tank.

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[–] Homelessfuck 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Driving down the highway

With a shopping cart by my side

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[–] performance 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Cunts on parade

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[–] Homelessfuck 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Parade of cunts.

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[–] alphasnail 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Someone parked next to me like that in a brand new Porsche Cayenne Gemballa edition SUV. To the right of my truck was a brick wall

I waited for an hour for them to return, but no one came. I even went inside the establishment and asked for the owner of the car to be paged, but no one came. After 30 more minutes of waiting and the cashier paging every 10 minutes no one came still.

I needed to get going due to a medical emergency of a family member that came up while I was waiting for them to move their car.

I was in an old beat up pick up truck and the passenger side door does not open (I have the parts to repair the latch mechanism just been way too busy with work) so I had to knock out my rear window just to get in my truck.

Well, I pulled out and when I did it tore open the side of their vehicle like a can opener to a can. That was years ago.

I wonder what ever happened to them...

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[–] prairie 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

About half way through your post I could tell it would be delicious, so slowed down and savored the rest. Was not disappointed.

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