[–] Baconmon 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

This needs to be fiat currency next to cryptocurrency..

[–] Kwijibo 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Is the tape recorder Teddy Roosevelt?

[–] Sosacms 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

"get stabbed in the eye every time I shit my pants..."

[–] cynicaloldfart 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

"Get off my lawn, whippersnappers".