[–] uvulectomy 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

  • Wears red
  • Complete surveillance over all his subjects say and do
  • Promises rewards for "good behavior"
  • Redistributes the labor of hard-working elves as "gifts" to those who stroke his ego
  • Elves see no personal benefit for their labor, but it's "for the greater good"
  • Gifts are trinkets used to maintain behavioral control of the people

Story checks out.

Side note, when did coal in your stockings become a bad thing? Coal could be used for heat, light, cooking. In olden times, that would be a far better gift than a useless toy, especially if you were poor.

[–] 11283476 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

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[–] KILLtheRATS 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Only works one day a year

[–] edgelord666 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

HAHAHAHHAHAHA! you faggots are such cringe lords on this site MFW HAHAHHAHAHAH!! toppest of keks!!!

[–] ScreaminMime 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Discriminatory gift giving.

[–] toobaditworks 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

Lures children in to sit on his lap.

[–] KekistanEmperor 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

Slave drives the elves in his northern gulag.

[–] Bravo2 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago  (edited ago)

One minute they’re your slaves, the next, they’re free and dickin’ white women.

Tomi Lahren: http://archive.is/WDri9

Marion Marechal-Le Pen: http://archive.is/mHYAu

Ann Coulter: http://archive.is/qhauy

Lauren Southern: https://archive.fo/eVfjw

[–] KekistanEmperor 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Rubs hands gleefully. Our brown goy plan is working.

[–] BUTTHOLE__EMPRESS 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

If I were a petite and physically fit white woman I'd be going black too tbh

[–] carnold03 2 points 3 points (+5|-2) ago 

If so, then Santa Claus is probably the only example of communism done right.

[–] CrudOMatic 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

What, that the shit really is free and only people who aren't on his kill list get the free shit? I mean it can't be free unless the elves are magic-ing it into existence. Anything else is slavery.

[–] NYRat 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago 

Santa a communist

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[–] solvire 2 points 1 points (+3|-2) ago 

Santa is an authoritarian dictator of GMO dwarfs.

[–] 11283459 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] Chiefpacman 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

But you have to be nice all year

[–] 11283451 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

EVERYONE told him he'd shoot his eye out.

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