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[–] Rellik88 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

Little boy looks at his dad and asks. "Why do they say farmers have green thumbs, when their thumbs are not green? The father looks to his little boy and says. "It's a figure of speech son. Kinda like when you catch someone stealing, you say you caught them red handed, even though their hands are black."

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[–] SeaJay 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

How can you tell that Asians are moving in to your neighborhood?

The Mexicans start buying car insurance.

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[–] Peepee_Vagina69 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

You know how copper wire was invented? Two jews fighting over a penny.

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[–] Rellik88 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Know how the Grand Canyon was made? A jew dropped a penny in a crack.

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[–] prairie 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

That's deep.

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[–] NassTee 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

How many blacks does it take to shingle a roof? Six, if you cut them thin enough.

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[–] fuckudatswhy 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't get it.

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[–] Rellik88 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

blacks ARE the shingles.

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[–] Neon_Scrotum 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

A black guy and a Puerto Rican guy in a car. Who's driving? ... the cop.

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[–] GoddammitMrNoodle 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

How do you keep black kids from jumping on the bed?

Put velcro on the ceiling.

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[–] haveanupgoat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

That one took me a second.

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[–] Runaway-White-Slave 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

How do you keep a nigger from drowning? Take your boot off his head.

How do you get a nigger out of a tree? Cut the rope.

How do you starve a nigger? Put his EBT card under his work boots.

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[–] jokersmild 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

A priest and a rabbi are standing on the street corner talking.

A little boy rides by on his bicycle.

The priest says to the rabbi, "See that little boy over there... We should go screw him."

The rabbi replies,"Oh yeah? Out of what?"

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