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[–] stillinit 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

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[–] jizzswizzler 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Oh I am no spring chicken it's true. I have to pop my teeth in to chew.

And my old knees have started to knock. I've just got too many miles on the clock.

So i am wrinkly, crinkly, set in my ways. It's true my body as seen better days.

But give me half a chance and I can still misbehave.

One foot in the graaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaave

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[–] Deplorablepoetry 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

One is an ass, the other is a donkey....., or, maybe the other way around..

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[–] Thisismyvoatusername 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Wait. So Donkey is also related to Webb Hubbell?

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Given no other option, I'd fuck a goat before I'd fuck Webb Hubbell's daughter.

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[–] TheBuddha 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Hmm... How do you feel about Allah?

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I don't even think about him.

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[–] lexsird 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Aww...it's Webster Hubble's illegitimate daughter with $hillary. I can't believe nobody has any of her DNA to prove that hypothesis. Right? What agency is in charge of that stuff?

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[–] RampancyLambentRaven 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Ugly ass little bitch. Gross.

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[–] Landrictree 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

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[–] Cheesebooger 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

She's so ugly that oral sex from her is to be considered as anal sex

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