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[–] Its_ok_to_be_white 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

My wife rates surprise buttseks as a nein out of ten.

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[–] ThisIsntMe123 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Is that because of the top text, or... bottom text? Or because German.

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[–] gabara 2 points 11 points (+13|-2) ago 

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[–] ExpertShitposter 1 points 5 points (+6|-1) ago 

Thats a pretty solid KEK face.

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[–] BillMarshall 1 points 8 points (+9|-1) ago 

ten words every woman should learn if she wants to keep her man happy......

"would it be okay if I played with your dick?" Most guys would stick around just to see if she asks again .....

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[–] lexsird 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

My last ex girl friend had just got done having sex with me for the first and last time and wanted to know how I liked it.

"It was OK." I said.

"OK?? OK???!!" she about flipped out.

I tried to recover by saying "Well....at least it wasn't BAD, right?"

Oh well, easy come, easy go.

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[–] HarveyHarveyJones 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

The best gf would have hopped on that shit and would have made up for it.

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[–] lexsird 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Not this princess who thought she was God's gift. She couldn't believe it when I kicked her out. Didn't see it coming at all. Get your shit and get out. Bye, lose my number please. Thanks, don't go away mad, just go away.

I'm an older guy, I know what I want. I've got little patience for what I don't. There's plenty more out there, why settle for something you're not going to be happy with? Right? Red flags are not to be ignored.

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[–] csicskageci 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

As a 40 years old married man I read this stuff and it is like from another planet, I have so little interest left in sex, not just witht the wife, tried a few whores as well, I am beginning to forget why I liked sex when I was young. If I remember right in the last 10 years it was mostly a chore I had to do to keep a wife / GF. Before that I remember a feeling of self-esteem boost when I managed to seduce a girl into bed but it was not really that good. Maybe all that wanking to bdsm porn where they beat women bloody kind of ruined it for me.

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[–] Cheesebooger [S] 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Get your testosterone levels checked STAT

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[–] JonReed 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Westerners are the only ones who talk about and"value" dick size.

Some women actually believe it's valuable, but only because men can't fucking stop talking about it

The rest of the world does not care

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[–] GrandmasWarmPie 2 points 0 points (+2|-2) ago 

Spoken like a true tiny-dicked beta.

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[–] JonReed 1 points -1 points (+0|-1) ago 

You just perpetuated your own stupidity. Really. That just happened

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[–] praump 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Not only is it in yet but I'm finished.

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[–] GrandmasWarmPie 1 points 3 points (+4|-1) ago 

To ruin anyone's ego:

"Your look creepy when you smile"

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[–] Cheesebooger [S] 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

haha oh man that's a good one

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[–] FIADSH 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I heard the joke as:

What three, two letter words, can mean small or large?
Is It In. . . .

But this works also

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