[–] OricaTonithos 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

Fake, but funny.

[–] 0rion 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Wait.... this is fake?!? Thank God you told us!

[–] OricaTonithos 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yep, I know.

I got up this morning and said, "Now, after I have a balanced breakfast, I think I'll go and rescue someone from thinking a joke post might be halfway true when they click into it from the 'new' list and not realize it was from /v/funny. I sure hope somebody doesn't use sarcasm on me, because that's my kryptonite!"

I've been so very much foiled!

Curses!

[–] Super_Cooper 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I live in New Mexico and I think this is a good idea. I would, of course, move to America if this happened because I am an American. I am white.

[–] MaFishTacosDaBombBro 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Yeah, the crime is ridiculous in NM. It's got a lot of qualities that Mexico has tbh.

[–] Super_Cooper 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Politics match Mexico too. Around 50% of the population is one some kind of government assistance. A large majority of the population is poor and dumb. This is Mexico. This is also New Mexico.

[–] Chempergrill 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

DO NOT CEDE TERRITORY TO MEXICO. Instead:

Step 1 - Deport all burrito aliens from the state

Step 2 - Rename it "East Arizona"

[–] o0shad0o 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I own property in NM, and I approve this message.

[–] OricaTonithos 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I could see why, because you would get to shoot and bury trespassers and hire banditos to keep the peace around your homestead. And there's lots of money to be made on hiking gear when you're south of the border.

[–] o0shad0o 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No. It'd probably mean NM would be taken over by Mexico. No big loss, New Mexico is a huge lefty big-government clusterfuck. I'd write off the property. Fuck 'em.

[–] goatsandbros 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Some jokes tread a fine line between /pol/ and "Occupy Democrats."

[–] Macsvoltage 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Almost, almost. haha.

[–] aria_taint 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

[–] MyWaifuIsNotASlut 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

if this was seriously proposed, it'd make the actual wall proposal look so much more moderate and efficient. it'd be a strong negotiation anchor.

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