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[–] goatsandbros 1 points 14 points (+15|-1) ago  (edited ago)

An officer in Auschwitz called together the prisoners one day, and his right-hand, Hanz. He said to the prisoners "Whoever can jump 3 feet, step forward." Ten prisoners stepped forward, and jumped 3 feet into the air. "Hanz," said the officer, "give these men 3 loaves of bread."

Next, the officer said "Whoever can jump 6 feet, step forward," and 6 stepped forward, and jumped 6 feet high. "Hanz, give these men each 6 loaves of bread."

Finally, the officer said "Now, whoever can jump 15 feet, step forward." Of course, 5 stepped forward, and jumped 15 feet, straight up.

"Hanz, cut off these Jews' legs; they're going to jump over the fence."

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[–] antiliberalsociety 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Why does Mexico have the worst Olympic team?

Any Mexican that can run, jump, or swim is already in America

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[–] Shiggz 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Id be checking out to see which of volleyball team id want to grab by zee pu55y.

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[–] Naught405 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

haha yea its so sexist and misogynistic to take advantage of groupie sluts dangling from your wallet

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[–] RoBatten 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

They put it out there, but no, Trump is the bad guy. In the SJW mind now hookers, tramps, and sluts are the fault of the patriarchy . . .

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[–] CrustyBeaver52 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I'm sorry but - HAHAHAHAHA!

That's funny:)

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[–] Dereliction 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That will be his exact expression as he watches.

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[–] leahbettsisdead 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Immigration policy bested by a stick.

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[–] murraryrothbard 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Amazing lol !

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[–] 10712472? 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

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