Archived When your idiot friends help you move. . . (files.catbox.moe)
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Archived When your idiot friends help you move. . . (files.catbox.moe)
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[–] lemon11 1 point 20 points 21 points (+21|-1) ago
Totally unbelievable. Nobody has that little octopus porn. It's three crates or none at all.
[–] AssFaceSandwich2 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
To be fair, I lent half of mine to Kurt Eichenwald and still haven't gotten it back. He won't return my calls.
[–] Pwning4Ever 1 point 8 points 9 points (+9|-1) ago
Kurt EcchiWald
[–] lemon11 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Beware of process servers. Blinking LED tentacles pack quite a punch.
[–] 10515448? 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Digital storage has gotten better over the years. You can fit a lot of porn in that box.
[–] ScreaminMime 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
STILL takes three crates!
[–] undertheshills 0 points 13 points 13 points (+13|-0) ago
I will always help a friend move, Im not helping you pack tho faggot.
[–] 8stripes 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I've considered selling my truck so I don't have to help friends move.
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[–] CrossdressingJew ago
That's fine. I don't want your greasy hands all over my my nice silk panties anyway.
[–] carnold03 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
I worked as a mover several years ago. I can tell you with confidence that this photo is pure pranks. From actual experience, real sex fetishists don't pack any of that shit up. You will walk into their dungeon or whatever and your first thought is to thank god you wear gloves for those moves. The boxes are open with their contents on full display.
Dear lord, I still remember the nightmare of having to tape closed a half dozen medium boxes filled with gay porn magazines and videos while the couple was upstairs arguing like a couple of hens. One guy on the job was so nervous he thought we were going to find ourselves in the Zed situation like in Pulp Fiction when he first saw the dungeon. And no, I shit you not. It was an honest to god sex dungeon. Though for the life of me, I couldn't imagine much sex ever going on down there.
[–] raw ago
But I think that the box totally contains a huge Swedish Penis Enlarger.
[–] [deleted] 0 points 9 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago
[–] NeedleStack 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Well, he is Swedish. They're a tall people.
[–] ThisIsMyRealName 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
One could say their needle is... stacked.
[–] Troll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
Some faggot friends you got there. They didn't even get you a box of extra large dragon dildos to keep you company for the winter.
[–] Broc_Lia 0 points 4 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago
Have you any idea what those things cost?
[–] [deleted] 0 points 6 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago
[–] Troll 0 points 5 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago
No, sorry, I don't buy Apple products.
[–] BentAxel 0 points 3 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago
I have moved a bunch over the past 10 years. Wife went through and did things like that to see the faces on the people we got to help move.
They never broke a smile.
[–] NeedleStack 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
Because they took one look at you and assumed it was true. :-p
[–] Neral 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
At least they labeled them thoroughly, its always a rough day when I can't find my octopus porn. :<
[–] CANCEL-CAT-FACTS [S] 0 points 1 point 1 point (+1|-0) ago
You just better hope you can find your Swedish Penis Enlarger.
[–] NYC_LA 0 points 2 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago
I thought this was the Antifa starter pack for a second