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[–] 10167341? 0 points 88 points (+88|-0) ago 

I think this is one of those car rental services whereby you subscribe to the car service and then you can go drive any of the cars that are in the area and you can find them with your phone except this company didn't really think it through and was probably a bunch of San Francisco faggets who've never left a city.

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[–] theysayso 0 points 24 points (+24|-0) ago 

"....probably a bunch of San Francisco faggets who've never left a city."

Laughing because you're probably right.

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[–] ObscureReference 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

How long until this is hacked?

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[–] SuperConductiveRabbi 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

Meaning their reply to the customer request to cover the towing will be a condescending "Uhm, why did you ever need to leave the city anyway?" followed by "You have been muted from GIG.com support. Thanks for using GIG.com!"

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[–] NoBS 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

This level of arrogance would move into Doxxing of unsatisfied customer faster than a Democrat accepting Bribery or manufacturing some good old extortion.

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[–] elitch2 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

*faggots

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[–] norfidforme 0 points 15 points (+15|-0) ago 

/v/internetofshit needs to be a thing

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[–] jhaluska 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I know there is a twitter account by that name.

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[–] priva 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

Yeah quite well known humor account with 228k followers.

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[–] NiklausTheNaked 1 points 2 points (+3|-1) ago  (edited ago)

It's been an hour and nobody made it yet, so here ya go:

https://voat.co/v/internetofshit

@Prudencia_Prim - feel free to be the first to post if you want to put this over there

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[–] norfidforme 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Thanks, I'm too lazy to mod anything here.

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[–] Lube-N-Blisters 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

I fully agree and back this 100%.

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[–] im_with_stupid 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

How did they call a tow truck?

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[–] Lemongarb 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

Nearby landline, I would assume. They're in aparking lot. There's probably a building nearby.

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[–] RageAgainstTheAmish 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

And land line you ignorant child

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[–] the_sharpest_knife 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

Yeah. No shit. Sounds like they're fos.

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[–] hey_girls_pm_me_toes 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Is this satire?

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[–] Apathy 0 points 11 points (+11|-0) ago 

Nope, a retarded new trend. That car looks like it belongs to a startup, but tesla is one of the companies that want to do this for their cars. Get rid of car keys, and just unlock it with an app on your phone.

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[–] HeavyBrain 1 points 15 points (+16|-1) ago 

Nice so that means I not only lose my phone but also my car, but hey so new and randome.

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[–] webrustler 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Models S and X come with a key fob, Model 3 comes with an RFID card you swipe along the B-pillar.

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[–] Cat-hax 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

BAHHAHAHAHAH! I am never buying a new car fuck that shit , I know it's one of those rental services but you know they are going to push this shit on new cars sooner or later.

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[–] Voat5000 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"You have not paid your carbon credits. Your driving privileges have been suspended."

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[–] ranch-othelioma 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

"You have been reported as a purveyor of hate speech which is a violation of the user agreement. Your driving privileges have been revoked and no refund will be issued."

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[–] BaconandEggz 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The car will just lock the doors and drive you straight to jail.

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Can someone explain this to me. The only way to start that car is with your phone? I've never heard of such a thing? WTF?

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[–] chirock 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago  (edited ago)

You know how people can start their car with the button on the keychain? They put one of those in the car, hooked up to a cell phone [the car's cell phone]. On your phone, you use their app to pay. Then, they call the car cell phone to turn the car on. Folks usually use these services to do a bunch of shopping, take a bunch of laundry to the laundramat, short errands around town. Just don't stop in a dead zone.

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

The internet of things is simply retarded. Does the car still have a key-fob, with the buttons. Or is this an optional thing and they didn't bring the key-fob?

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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

The car says "Get In an Go", it is a rental; this, the app would need to bill a rental service.

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[–] ilikeskittles 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Okay, didn't know that was a thing. But, this just occurred to me, how'd they call a tow truck if they had no cell service?

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

The same thing can be achieved with a key fob. In fact, it already exists.

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[–] analfaveto 1 points 11 points (+12|-1) ago 

The same thing can be achieved with a key.

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[–] Moldy 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

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[–] Slayfire122 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

I was talking more about the get in and go feature. I personally like my keys though. One less thing to break.

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[–] GoogleHatesVoat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Mercedes first offered it then Lexus copied them with a more efficient design. Like they always do.

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[–] NeoGoat 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Not if it needs to bill a rental service. The car says "Get In an Go", it is a rental.

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[–] NoBS 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

I hear that quite a few idiots connect Smart TV's to the internet and demand someone else protect their privacy.

It's like telling a spoiled princess that her screaming will never be called music and the Lawyer parents now own your ass.

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