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[–] NassTee 0 points 35 points (+35|-0) ago 

They "smashed through [his] back door" and he returned the favor.

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[–] HamsterSlayer 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Shakespeare

[–] [deleted] 6 points 27 points (+33|-6) ago 

[Deleted]

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[–] Voatcunt 0 points 22 points (+22|-0) ago 

I think he did shoot them... All over their backside.

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR [S] 9 points 16 points (+25|-9) ago 

Faggots cannot be real men, so yes.

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[–] Obergruppenkraken 5 points 4 points (+9|-5) ago 

Aww guess some faggots got buttmad. Have an upgoat.

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[–] lissencarak 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

The right thing to do is execute all three

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[–] phixion 1 points 1 points (+2|-1) ago 

+.Still funny though :D.

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[–] BobBelcher 2 points 20 points (+22|-2) ago  (edited ago)

Literally fake news.

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Well, you're not wrong. This was from an entertainment paper though so atleast its proud to be fake.

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[–] TrenchGoat 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

In the 'Sport' section.

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[–] WeekendBaker 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

That's the name of the tabloid

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[–] Helios-Apollo 2 points 8 points (+10|-2) ago 

When two forces of degeneracy meet...

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[–] Gnatsunami 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

Seriously, I have no idea how to feel about this story.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago 

Go ahead and feel aroused. It's okay because JUSTICE!

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[–] BentAxel 1 points 0 points (+1|-1) ago 

I am quite ok with it.

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[–] LisaNeedsBraces 3 points -2 points (+1|-3) ago  (edited ago)

Feel like you shouldn't believe everything you read on the Internet.

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[–] Spaceballs-1 0 points 8 points (+8|-0) ago 

Two burglars break into turd burglar's home and get burgled.

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[–] 1473916381 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago 

So did that home owner rape them or what?

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[–] BLOODandHONOUR [S] 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Yeah, for 5 days

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[–] 1473916381 2 points 4 points (+6|-2) ago 

LOL

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[–] Laurentius_the_pyro 0 points 0 points (+0|-0) ago 

No, this never happened.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago 

I fapped.

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[–] draaaak 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Liar.

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[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Damn it. You're on to my lies!

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