[–] Elcycs 0 points 14 points (+14|-0) ago 

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit, maaaaan. That honky muf' be messin' mah old lady... got to be runnin' cold upside down his head, you know?

[Subtitle: GOLLY, THAT WHITE FELLOW SHOULD STAY AWAY FROM MY WIFE OR I WILL PUNCH HIM]

Second Jive Dude: Hey home', I can dig it. Know ain't gonna lay no mo' big rap up on you, man!

[Subtitle: YES, HE IS WRONG FOR DOING THAT]

First Jive Dude: I say hey, sky... subba say I wan' see...

Second Jive Dude: Uh-huh.

First Jive Dude: ...pray to J I did the same-ol', same-ol'!

[Subtitle: I KNEW A MAN IN A SIMILAR PREDICAMENT, AND HE ENDED UP BEING SORRY]

Second Jive Dude: Hey... knock a self a pro, Slick! That gray matter backlot perform us DOWN, I take TCB-in', man!

[Subtitle: DON'T BE NAIVE ARTHUR. EACH OF US FACES A CLEAR MORAL CHOICE]

First Jive Dude: Hey, you know what they say: see a broad to get dat booty yak 'em...

First Jive Dude , Second Jive Dude: ...leg 'er down a smack 'em yak 'em!

[Subtitle: EARLY TO BED, EARLY TO RISE, MAKES A MAN HEALTHY, WEALTHY AND WISE]

First Jive Dude: COL' got to be! Y'know?

[Subtitle: HOW TRUE!]

First Jive Dude: Shiiiiit.

[Subtitle: GOLLY]

[–] Fenrirwulf 0 points 7 points (+7|-0) ago 

That comic immediately reminded me of the jive talking scene from Airplane.

[–] gaiben 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

[–] Helios-Apollo 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

Oi, ye blighter, cool cat Hitler did no naughtiness, asphixiate the hand wringing merchants, sub-species pugilism post haste, matey.

In the vicinity of the banana eaters, take no leisure.

[–] bbylon 0 points 6 points (+6|-0) ago  (edited ago)

This is a cool guy if I've ever seen one! Now put me nanny down for a pair and tickle me silly, cool cat.

[–] lemon11 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

Day of the Ultra Violence when?

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 2 points (+2|-0) ago  (edited ago)

REAL SOON!

[me droogie!]

[–] ZYX321 0 points 12 points (+12|-0) ago 

It's like a Bad Lip Reading video.

[–] ohnoitsaninja 0 points 5 points (+5|-0) ago  (edited ago)

I thought they we're quotes from Pootie Tang until about halfway through, cole me down on the panny sty

[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 10 points (+10|-0) ago 

I think I'll just pass on this malarkey. In my opinion, what would make one cooler is a wider lexicon with terms used in their appropriate context.

[–] lemon11 0 points 9 points (+9|-0) ago 

That really activates my almonds, jack.

[–] VoatIsForTimmy 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Dat da fac jack.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago 

In the sage words of Michael Jackson,

"You're a vegetable, and I hate you!"

[–] Plant_Boy 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Who had Peter Pan syndrome which might explain his limited vocabulary.

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 2 points 5 points (+7|-2) ago 

9 conversational tips to make people think you are a nigger.

[–] mrgreenjeans9 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

bix nood

[–] BLOODandHONOUR 0 points 1 points (+1|-0) ago 

Muffuggah

[–] smokratez 5 points -3 points (+2|-5) ago 

Dang. The leftie jew and nigger lovers are cracking down on watching gay nigger porn, and downvoting naughty words.

[–] readingonmyphone 0 points 4 points (+4|-0) ago  (edited ago)

Lord Birthday is fucking amazing.

Edit: My favorite.

[–] lord_nougat 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

I read all the "cool" phrases in the voice of Homsar from Homestar Runner.

[–] quizzicalpepperoni [S] 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

Holy shit, another HR fan!

For reference

[–] germanshepherd 0 points 3 points (+3|-0) ago 

what in the nigger

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